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Crafty McCraftface: The 916884653th Server by Definitely Not Anonymous

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Animals Bred:	108
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to boogie down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary diamond sword that only the bravest players can wield. Rumor has it that whoever holds the sword gains the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to face off against a horde of evil bunnies who have a taste for revenge and a knack for setting traps. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DustSettled SMP: Minecraft Edition

aftermath, Champion, Competition, Conclusion, dust settled, DustSettled, Edition, end result, final decision, Minecraft, now.., outcome, resolution, Results, settled dust, smp, triumphant, Victor, Victorious, victorious party, who won, winner, winner declared

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the most epic Minecraft showdowns! Picture this: a group of players fighting over a single diamond block, using nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Who will emerge victorious? Will it be the fearless warrior who can build a house in under 5 minutes or the sneaky player who hides in a hole for hours on end? Join us and find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ExBaeGoneMCServ: AITA Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Apology, break up, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional distress, Empathy, ExBaeGoneMCServ, family, forgiveness, friendship, Minecraft, moving on, overreaction, pranks, public scene, reconciliation, relationships, self reflection, Server, Support

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Votes:	1770	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Magic Items Found:	5254	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are not only allowed but encouraged! Just like James, our players are all about pulling hilarious pranks on each other. Whether it’s replacing someone’s house with a giant pink unicorn or filling their inventory with nothing but potatoes, the fun never stops!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what prank is coming your way next. Just like Blake, you might find yourself in some sticky situations, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? And if things get too heated, don’t worry – we have a dedicated support team to mediate any disputes and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So come on down to our server and let loose your inner prankster! Who knows, you might even find love like Blake and James did (before it all went downhill, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! Join now and let the pranking begin!

ViagraCraft – Keeping Secrets Since 2019

aita, anxiety, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Guilt, Hiding, Honesty, Keeping, libido, lying.., medication, online service, partner, Performance, relationship, Secrets, sex life, Support, Trauma, Trust, Understanding, viagra, ViagraCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of your sex life being as dead as a creeper explosion? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic of Viagra bring your performance back to life! Just like how you can craft diamonds from coal, you can craft a steamy night with your partner using our secret potion of potency!

One player, let’s call him Steve, was struggling with anxiety and performance issues after a tragic event. But after discovering our server and the wonders of Viagra, his sex life skyrocketed to new heights! His partner, let’s call her Alex, was left wondering what changed, and Steve just shrugged and said he was feeling better. Little did she know, he was popping those little blue pills like they were candy!

So come join our server and experience the thrill of not only building epic structures, but also building a stronger connection with your partner. And hey, if you want to keep your Viagra use a secret, we won’t judge! Just make sure to watch out for any suspiciously strong potions in your inventory…

SillySerious SMP

Child Abuse Prevention, climate change, disregarded, domestic violence awareness, Education reform, environmental conservation, gender equality, healthcare access, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health awareness, mental illness stigma, Overlooked, political corruption, poverty alleviation, racial inequality, SillySerious, smp, social justice, Societal Problems, underestimated, underestimated issues, undervalued

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding our precious diamond stash. The only way to access it is by performing a synchronized dance with a group of chickens while reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Trust us, it’s worth it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary giant chicken boss that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the chicken boss will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the possibilities!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the llamas are fancy, the chickens are fierce, and the adventures are absolutely ridiculous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoMoreNaturalFunctions

10. Unpleasant bodily sensations, 11. Bodily inconveniences, 12. Disruptive bodily functions, 13. Unwanted physical reactions, 14. Inconvenient bodily processes, 15. Uncomfortable bodily functions, 16. Undesirable bodily functions, 17. Unwelcome bodily reactions, 18. Unpleasant physical reactions, 19. Unwanted physiological responses, 2. Natural bodily processes, 20. Annoying physical sensations., 3. Annoying body habits, 4. Unwanted bodily functions, 5. Physical discomfort, 6. Involuntary actions, 7. Embarrassing bodily reactions, 8. Irritating body functions, 9. Uncontrollable bodily responses, body functions, NoMoreNaturalFunctions

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2938	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

KurskCraft: BufferZoneBuilder

border control, buffer zone, BufferZoneBuilder, Conflict, cross-border incursions, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military Action, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political strategy, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukrainian president

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	2105
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we create buffer zones in Russia’s Kursk region like the Ukrainian president! build your own fortress to protect against invading creepers and zombies! we promise not to start any international conflicts, just lots of fun and chaos! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history!

CraftyCooksMC

Assistance, burden sharing, collaboration, cooperation, CraftyCooksMC, efficiency, group work, Harmony, light work, Many hands, productivity, ProVerb, proverb interpretation, Saying, spoil the broth, team dynamics, team effort, teamwork, too many cooks, Unity, work together

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ da macarena! if u join dis server, u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds like a boss!

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and rare loot. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombie hordes to get to it, but it’s totally worth it, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts marshmallows for s’mores? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of our crazy minecraft family. remember, many hands make light work, but too many cooks spoil the broth. so let’s all work together and make dis server da best one out there!

☀️ Sunburned SMP: Survival of the Fishiest! 🐟💥🎣 No Weekly Challenges, Just BBQ Skills & Events! Optional PvP, No SPF Needed! 🌞

Arena, Auctions, bbq, bedrock, Challenges, Custom Gear, Economy, Events, Fishiest, Fishing, Free Ranks, Grief Prevention, java, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, Minecraft, Needed, Optional, Perks, PvP, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, SPF, Sunburned, Survival, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Void Gems Collected:	19	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Features of Shaded Minecraft Server

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Connect with Shaded

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the Shaded Minecraft server?	You can join by copying and pasting the server IP “play.shaded.gg” into your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
Can I protect my builds on the server?	Yes, Shaded provides a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to keep your creations safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks and perks on Shaded?	You can earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server and participating in events and challenges.

KoreanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Emeralds Found:	4188
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	23
Holy Grails Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question if the owner is secretly Korean! But don’t worry, we’re not here to start any international incidents, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic creations together. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind the mysterious Korean connection. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see where the madness takes you!

SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

Balmung, Coeurl, Community, crystal, Edition, Empyreum, endwalker, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, SMPixelated, The Goblet, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a new boss mob called the Ender-Chicken. Join now to experience the madness!

Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…