90s Minecraft Servers

90s Minecraft Servers

  • Nostalgic Nineties Minecraft Server

    Nostalgic Nineties Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 662
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blackpill nonsense is banned faster than you can say “Steve’s pickaxe!” Imagine if Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg had stumbled upon this server in the 90s – they would have been so busy building epic structures and battling creepers that they wouldn’t have had time to invent anything! Don’t waste your life on a psyop, join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you’ll be roping is your friends into joining the fun!

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  • AnimeProtagServer: 90s-2000s!

    AnimeProtagServer: 90s-2000s!
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 6500
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 34 Runes Activated: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of beta cuck pretty boys in modern anime? Do you miss the days of cool ikemen chads from the 90’s and 2000’s? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with only the manliest of anime protags!

    Join us and embark on epic adventures with characters who exude testosterone levels that would make even All Might blush. Build your own chad fortress, slay dragons with your bare hands, and flex your muscles in epic PvP battles.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret hidden village filled with waifus who will fawn over your every move. Become the ultimate alpha male and rule over your domain with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and reclaim the glory days of anime protags! Because real men play Minecraft.

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  • Nickelodeon Nostalgia Minecraft Server

    Nickelodeon Nostalgia Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 6258
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Gods Slained: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

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    Remember the good ol’ days of Nickelodeon when you were glued to the TV, watching SpongeBob SquarePants and Rugrats? Well, imagine if those iconic characters were actually living in a Minecraft world and you could join them! Our server brings all your favorite Nickelodeon characters to life, from the adventurous SpongeBob to the mischievous Angelica Pickles.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got secret hidden realms where you can battle it out with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and explore Bikini Bottom in all its pixelated glory. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden slime temple, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So if you want to relive your childhood in the most epic way possible, join our server and get ready for a Nickelodeon nostalgia trip like never before!

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  • HotMinecraftServer

    HotMinecraftServer
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 3232
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the cutest and hottest PS1 girl you’ve ever seen. She’s pixelated perfection with a side of sass and she’s ready to take on any challenger in a build battle to prove she’s the ultimate Minecraft queen.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty or getting into a dance-off with a zombie in a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘crts are cool’ and creepers are cooler!

    Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘crts are cool’ and creepers are cooler!
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 2949
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Votes: 2858 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them unlimited diamonds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses. Yeah, they’re that cool. So come join us and see for yourself why crts are cool – whatever that means!

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  • PixelatedPretend92Server

    PixelatedPretend92Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 5808
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Void Armor Forged: 21 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most bodacious Minecraft server of 1992, where pixelated adventures await you around every corner! Join us for a totally tubular time as we journey through the blocky world of nostalgia and fun.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the virtual caves of our server, there lies a diamond so rare and precious that it can grant you three wishes. Yes, you heard that right – THREE wishes! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, a pet creeper, or even a flying pig to ride around on. The choice is yours, my friend.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you, armed with a wooden sword and a leather helmet, facing off against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens. It’s a battle for the ages, and only the bravest and most skilled players will emerge victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most radical Minecraft server of 1992 and embark on an adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your parachute pants and neon fanny pack – it’s going to be a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky VHS Mania: The Ultimate Cave Adventure!

    Blocky VHS Mania: The Ultimate Cave Adventure!
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6394
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 440109 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a VHS wall in a man cave – totally retro and totally awesome!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your very own man cave filled with VHS tapes of all your favorite 80s movies. Want to watch “The Goonies” while mining for diamonds? No problem! Need some inspiration from “Back to the Future” while crafting your next masterpiece? We got you covered!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a giant robot made entirely out of cassette tapes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the robot, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the VHS wall in my man cave madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • 90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

    90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 6042
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 8

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

    Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

    Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

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  • AnimeMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii in the Wild West

    AnimeMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii in the Wild West
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 7697
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Animals Bred: 49
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

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    Are you tired of living in the boring real world and want to escape to a place where anime and manga rule supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where every block is a pixelated masterpiece and every character is a cosplay waiting to happen. Our server is filled with anime and manga references, from giant mechas roaming the landscape to magical girls casting spells left and right.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned otaku. Can you find the legendary Dragon Balls scattered throughout the world? Will you be able to defeat the final boss and save the kingdom?

    Come join us and experience what it was like to be an anime & manga fan in the west during the 90s, but with a modern twist! Don’t miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious moments that await you on our server. See you there!

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  • RadicalCraft: Bringing Back the 90s Vibe

    RadicalCraft: Bringing Back the 90s Vibe
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 9245
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We’ve got so many 90s vibes you’ll feel like you’re back in the era of slap bracelets and Tamagotchis.

    Join us for some epic adventures and build your own nostalgic paradise with pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing on a Game Boy Color.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret levels and hidden treasures that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life video game. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Talk to the hand.”

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this radical journey and experience the most 90s shit ever!

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  • ChinnyCraft: Where Female Characters Rock Massive Chins!

    ChinnyCraft: Where Female Characters Rock Massive Chins!
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 7875
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a totally LEGIT reason for giving female characters massive chins. You see, our server is located in a parallel universe where having a big chin is a sign of power and dominance. So if you want to show off your strength and intimidate your enemies, this is the place to be!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive PINK sheep you’ll ever see. Legend has it that these majestic creatures bring good luck to all who lay eyes on them. So come join us and bask in the glory of the PINK sheep!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of DANCING QUEEN/KING. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most CHIN-TASTIC adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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  • Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!

    Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 9791
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us as we embark on a quest to build the most INSANE structures, battle mythical creatures, and conquer new lands!

    Who needs to worry about the Russian Empire when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own blocky kingdom? No fake and gay service bubbles here, just pure EPICNESS!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what true Minecraft warriors are made of!

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  • Blame the Creeper

    Blame the Creeper
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 1163
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Potions Brewed: 59
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. Yes, you heard that right! But that’s not all – there are also flying pigs that drop diamonds wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their groovy adventures and dance the night away!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our INSANE Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool

    PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 3535
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Arrr mateys! Are you tired of sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you pirates out there! Join us and plunder treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!

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  • Crafty EuroLatinx Fun Zone

    Crafty EuroLatinx Fun Zone
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 4855
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4759 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Europeans and latinx actually enjoy playing Minecraft together! 🤣🎮

    Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so popular that even aliens from outer space have been spotted trying to join in on the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves dance to the beat of the music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that Europeans and latinx could bond over a game about building and mining? 😂🌍🔨

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  • Girl Power Mine

    Girl Power Mine
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 2199
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the girl characters are the real QUEENS of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with GLITTER and UNICORNS as we embark on crazy adventures together.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of girl gamers decided to take over the Minecraft world. With their PINK DIAMOND SWORDS and RAINBOW ARMOR, they defeated the mighty Ender Dragon in record time. Legends say that their victory dance was so fierce, it caused a server-wide earthquake!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in FASHION SHOWS where the best-dressed player wins a virtual crown. You can also ride on SPARKLY UNICORNS through enchanted forests and build your own GLITTERY CASTLE fit for a princess.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the girl characters SHINE like the STARS

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  • God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools

    God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 6933
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and LOLZ adventures.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest full of diamonds. But when they tried to take them, a pack of dancing skeletons appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off! It was a battle for the ages, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and claimed the diamonds as their prize. And that’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have EPIC mini-games like Creeper Bowling, Enderman Tag, and Zombie Soccer. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time. So come join us and let the LOLZ begin!

    Click here to watch a sneak peek of the madness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

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  • LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

    LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 6705
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Reasons to Join:

    • 7-Day Detox Challenge: That’s right, we have a 7-day detox challenge to get you in shape for all the crazy adventures that await you on our server. Don’t worry, it’s not as hard as it sounds!
    • 23/1 Fasting: Want to lose weight and get fit? Try our 23/1 fasting method with a 1-hour eating window. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!
    • Shovelglove Workouts: Muscle up with our shovelglove workouts that only take 14 minutes a day. You’ll be swinging that shovel like a pro in no time!
    • Face Massages: Want to look younger? Try our face massage routine for just 23 minutes a day. You’ll be turning heads in the virtual world!
    • Asymmetry Fixes: Is your face asymmetrical? Don’t worry, we have exercises that only take 3 minutes a day to help you out. No need to worry about looking lopsided in-game!
    • Beard Growth: If all else fails, grow a beard to even out your face. It’s the perfect solution for those with scoliosis or other issues.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who knew gaming could be this crazy?

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  • Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens

    Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 2778
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 173
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
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    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
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