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HolyCraft Psychedelicz

behavior patterns, correlation, drug use, Evidence, findings, highly religious, Holycraft, lifetime use, Link, mental health, psychedelics, Psychedelicz, religious beliefs, research, risk factors, risky behaviors, societal norms, spirituality, study, substance abuse, violence, WEAKER

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.

Nations in Minecraft: Where players pretend to know how government works.

Army, battle, Civilization, Community, Company, Discord, Events, Experience, Farming, Friends, Government, influence, Interest, Join, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Players, power, PRETEND, Rich, Roleplay, Server, simulation, TOWN, Works

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join our discord server at https://discord.com/invite/VGxhdF2V56 and follow the instructions provided there.
What kind of events do you host?	We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. These events are designed to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for all players.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create your own nation on the server and recruit other players to join you. As the leader of a nation, you can set laws, establish alliances with other nations, and expand your territory.

TinyTNT Minecraft Server

big girls, body size, desire, Exploration, fantasies, fulfillment, Hold, Intimacy, Life, lift, Minecraft, missed out, Physical attraction, physical strength, Pick up, Server, sex, sexual experiences, small girl, standing up, STRONG, throw around, TinyTNT

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies! Are you tired of not being able to lift those big girls in real life? Well, on our server, you can lift and throw them around to your heart’s content!

Imagine picking up a girl and tossing her into the air like a ragdoll, or holding her while you both battle it out against creepers and zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the thrill of lifting and fucking big girls in a virtual world like never before. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your fantasies in the most outrageous way possible. See you in the game!

MineArknights – Minecraft Server

@irene, Aosta, April, arknights, aurora, Firewhistle, Flint, Hibiscus, Ifrit skin, Iris, Kjera, La Pluma, MineArknights, Minecraft, Mizuki, pallas, Pozemka, RAY, Saga, Saileach, Server, surtr, Wind Chimes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	262	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than an Ifrit skin web event? Well, look no further because our server is on fire! Literally, we have a Flamebringer skin event that will make you feel hotter than a lava pool.

Join us and meet our exclusive characters like Guard Surtr, Specialist Mizuki, and Sniper Pozemka. They’re ready to take on any challenge, whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called Operation Pyrolysis where you can get your hands on the rarest skins like Saga and Penance. Trust us, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even run into Fartooth and Shalem on your journey. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

CraftyBitchesIntervention

#workout, AMBUSHING, apartment, Bitches, circle, CraftyBitchesIntervention, diet plans, dramatic, Exercise, french fries, Friends, hanging out, healthy, ice cream, intervention, movies, overweight, Salads, TV, weight, yogurt

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	6822

Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

CreeperFamilyDrama

CreeperFamilyDrama, dark family secrets, disturbing family secret, family betrayal, family confessions, family cover-up, family deception, family drama, family dysfunction, family history, family lies, family mysteries, family revelations, family scandal, Family secrets, family skeletons, family truth, family whispers, hidden family secrets, long-held family secret, shocking family secret

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Enchantments Applied:	224
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old family secrets like Aunt Mildred’s secret meatloaf recipe? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of disturbing family secrets for you to uncover! Join us and discover the twisted tales of Uncle Bob’s pet llama army or Grandma Gertrude’s underground roller derby ring. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll stumble upon in our wacky world! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

aerial propaganda, balloon, balloon launches, border conflict, cnn, cross-border tensions, current events, diplomatic relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, military provocations, Minecraft, Moon Jae-in, news updates, North Korea, North Korean news, political tensions, propaganda tactics, Server, south korea, Trash, trash balloons, trash disposal

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	7108

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trash balloons than north korea sending them to south korea 😂 we got more trash than a landfill and more fun than a barrel of monkeys 🐒 join us for crazy adventures and build your own trash kingdom 🗑️ who needs north or south korea when you can have the trashiest time of your life on our server 😜🎮 #trashballoonsfordays #minecraftmadness

CraftyHostageGamer

Conflict, CraftyHostageGamer, Crisis, Doctor, freedom of speech, gaza, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Journalism, journalist, KIDNAPPING, Media, Medical, MIDDLE EAST, News, Noa Argamani, Press, Report, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and dive into a whole new world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that shoot lasers, and cows that can breakdance better than your little cousin at a wedding.

we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.

join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!

SoundUniverseCraft

Astrophysics, auditory, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic mysteries, cosmic sounds, entire, Existence, few, Mysterious, Phenomenon, pockets, rare, scientific discovery, Small, Sound, SoundUniverseCraft, Space, Universe, Vibrations, Waves

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Runes Activated:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177

so, like, u know how sound, like, exists everywhere? well, not on this server, bro. sound only exists in a few small pockets of the entire universe, and this server is, like, one of them. u gotta join just to experience the weirdness of silent creepers and, like, muted explosions. it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft, man. plus, u get to ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so, like, come join us and be part of the soundless revolution.

BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft

Animal Behavior, BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft, brain anatomy, Brain Surgery, clinical implications, cognitive abilities, Communication, gestural path, hand preference, language development, medical advancements, motor skills, neuroscience, newborn baboons, Patients, post-operative aphasia, prediction, researchers, Risks, scientific research, weaning

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into the brain of a newborn baboon. but get this, the baboon is like super smart and knows which hand it’s gonna use to talk to other baboons once it grows up. and like, this server is all about exploring the brain anatomy of these baby baboons and predicting their future communication skills.

but wait, there’s more! as you navigate through the baboon brain, you start to unlock secret powers that you can use in the game. like, you can control the weather with just a flick of your virtual finger or summon a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. it’s like a crazy adventure inside a baboon’s brain, but with a minecraft twist.

plus, there’s this whole subplot about using your newfound knowledge to help brain surgery patients. like, you can use your baboon brain skills to minimise the risks of post-operative aphasia and become a hero in the virtual world. so, if you’re ready for a wild ride through the minds of baby baboons and want to save the day with your brain surgery expertise, then this server is the place to be. join now and let the baboon brain games begin!