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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8431 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6510 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9961 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.