ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

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OrderCraft SMP

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OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing together. It was lit, fam.
And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So like, if you join this server, you’ll never go hungry again. Plus, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. It’s wild, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the mods on this server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, they have laser guns and can ban griefers with just a zap of their ray guns. It’s like, totally out of this world, dude.

So like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or should I say, sliced pizza? LOL.

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MineCraftMania

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Do you enjoy spending your free time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and trolling your friends with elaborate traps? Then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!
Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a diamond sword that can slice through bedrock like butter. Plus, every full moon we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond block delivered to their doorstep by a team of singing villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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EuroCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, come join our amazin’ minecraft server, cuz like, europe is all like “no attacks allowed” and france is all like “trump, stop threatenin’ greenland” but like, who cares about all that drama when you can be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ dragons in our server? plus, we got this crazy story about a magical potato that can grant wishes, but only if you find it hidden in the depths of the nether. so, like, join now and be part of the wackiest adventure ever!

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EUunityUnderminedByFico

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so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. you gotta join because, like, Fico and Orban are totally trying to mess with EU unity, but on this server, we’re all about unity and having a good time.
come join us and build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant banana made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

plus, we have the friendliest community ever. like, seriously, these guys will help you out with anything, from finding diamonds to fighting off creepers.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this epic adventure and show Fico and Orban that we’re all about fun and friendship, not politics and drama. let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

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0b0torgru Minecraft server

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Analogue of 2b2t without wipes private donations of minigames you can do everything destroy spawn blow up bases get illegal items and join clans sometimes the server is displayed offline although it is online

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karlssonSMP

+18, 25k World Border, content creators, Cosmetics, Custom, in-game cosmetics, java, karlssonSMP, Map resets, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, season 4, shopping district, Silence Me Datapack, simple voice chat, smp, Squaremap, Universal Dyeing Datapack, Vanilla, Whitelist, Zero Tolerance Policy

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025, with a new world!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
25k World Border	Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
Silence Me Datapack	Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
Universal Dyeing Datapack	Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.4

⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

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Mystic Isles 1.20.4

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Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF because it has Ama Kakeru in the damn ED! I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where you can vibe to that sick beat while mining diamonds and building epic structures? It’s like a party in your computer screen, man! So come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this virtual party started!

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SteroidCraft: Work or Ban?

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, backstabbing, and power struggles – just like this couple in the oilfield industry!
Imagine a world where your virtual boyfriend gets banned for using mild steroids in his room – talk about a scandal! But don’t worry, you won’t get banned for using any potions or power-ups in our server.

While this couple argues over who should quit their job, you can join our server and focus on building the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from woodpeckers (yes, woodpeckers!). And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual job that pays triple the virtual money of your boyfriend’s paycheck.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

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Motiv8d2Mine SMP

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Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will make you wanna leap out of bed like a kangaroo on steroids! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yeah, it’s that wild.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as crazy as a box of frogs. We have epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, and treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you have those, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. So you can build your dream castle without worrying about some noob blowing it up with TNT. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more cake).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).

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MineCraftMyths

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give out free hugs! The biggest lie you’ll ever be told on our server is that you won’t have a blast playing here.
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and build sandcastles with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server as a secret paradise for hardcore Minecraft players.

So come join us and experience the most mind-blowing adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary server – because the biggest lie you’ll ever hear is that there’s a better one out there!

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