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❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3969
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Votes:	1708	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Emeralds Found:	1615	Potions Brewed:	75
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	400
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!