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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6411 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.
COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.