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ExBlockSucksLOL
18. Lack of connection, 8. Different priorities, 16. Lack of compromise, 3. Infidelity, 17. Lack of affectionAre you tired of your ex partner not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who can actually construct a proper shelter without using dirt blocks. Join us and leave your ex in the dust as you build epic structures and conquer the virtual world together. Who needs a partner who can’t even mine diamonds properly anyway? Join us for a fresh start and a chance to find love in the form of virtual blocks and pixels. -
SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!
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StepSass Minecraft Server
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. ๐ Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?
And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. ๐ It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? ๐คช๐ฎ #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness
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MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.
And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.
So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!
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CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP
Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds like a soap opera!Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, you discover your in-game partner has been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis to steal all your diamonds! Betrayal, heartbreak, and epic battles await you on our server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground faction of players who have been hoarding all the rare resources for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic raid?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who knows, you might just uncover a scandal that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.
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NoMiniMiners
reasons to have children, childfree lifestyle, downsides of not having kids, NoMiniMiners, aging without childrenAre you tired of living in a world without tiny humans running around causing chaos and destruction? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of virtual parenthood without any of the real-life responsibilities.Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?
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CraftyCocktailRails
Yo, so like, this server is LIT AF, just like that Molotov cocktail that set fire to a railway substation in Moscow! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like that fiery incident! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities (shh, don’t tell anyone)! So come on, join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! ๐ฅ๐๐ฃ #ExplosiveFun #MinecraftMayhem -
BlockBuster47: The UnEatable Adventure
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is like no otha? well u better buckle up cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind! we got crazy builds dat will make u question reality, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds or a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano!but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like a zombie apocalypse where u gotta team up with ur friends to survive, or a treasure hunt where u gotta find the hidden loot before time runs out!
oh and did i mention the secret underground base where u can join a secret society and plot world domination? ya, we got dat too! so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and let the madness begin!
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Karlsson’s Vanilla SMP: Where the Java flows like fine wine and the players are older than diamonds!
Welcome to karlssonSMP!โจ
๐ Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!
Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.
At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.
โ๏ธ Features:
Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands. Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads. Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features. Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone. Shopping District Enjoy a community-driven shopping district. 10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary. Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser. Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!) Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod. Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops. ๐ In-Game Cosmetics:
We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.
๐ฅ Calling All Content Creators:
Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? Weโd love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.
๐ซ Zero Tolerance Policy:
We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.
๐ Server Details:
Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC Location: Europe Current Version: 1.21.1 โฉ How to Join:
Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!
For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We canโt wait to see you on karlssonSMP!โจ
Join the Adventure Today!
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I apply to join karlssonSMP?
To join karlssonSMP, please head over to our Discord server and fill out an application. You can find the application link here.
What are the server rules?
Our rules include no stealing, cheating, or griefing. We have a zero tolerance policy for such behavior to ensure a safe and fair gaming environment for all players.
Can I use mods on karlssonSMP?
Yes, we allow the use of certain mods that enhance gameplay experience without giving unfair advantages. Please check with our server moderators if you’re unsure about a specific mod.
How often does the server reset?
We conduct map resets every six months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Season 3 started on June 20th, so make sure to join in and enjoy the new beginnings.
Is PvP allowed on karlssonSMP?
Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. You can engage in player versus player combat to test your skills and earn player head drops as trophies.
Are there any in-game events on karlssonSMP?
We occasionally host in-game events and challenges for our community members. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.