9. Infidelity MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Ex_Minecrafter_Meets_MinecraftSMP

10. Lack of commitment, 13. Closure, 18. Red flags, 4. Moving on, 11. personal growth

OMG so like, I totally left my last relationship because my ex didn’t understand the importance of joining this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, can you believe it? They were all like “Minecraft is just a game” and I was like “No, it’s a way of life, bro!” So yeah, I had to dump them and now I’m looking for someone who gets it, you know? Join us on this server and let’s build a virtual world together, where diamonds are our currency and creepers are our pets. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. Plus, I heard there’s a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. So yeah, if you’re down for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans, hit me up and let’s do this! #Minecraft4Life #SMP4Ever 🤪🎮🔥

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CraftyLoveGoneWrong

16. Healing, 11. Moving on, 3. Love, 20. Long term effects., 7. Loyalty

Are you tired of your partner stealing the blankets at night or leaving the toilet seat up? Well, it’s time to ditch them and join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is the perfect escape from relationship drama because the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets to build the next epic castle.

Join us for a world where lava flows like wine and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is filled with players who have survived zombie apocalypses, built roller coasters to the moon, and even tamed dragons to do their bidding. And don’t worry about griefers ruining your creations – we have a team of trained llamas ready to spit on anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

So say goodbye to your partner’s annoying habits and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of – without the pesky interruptions of real life relationships.

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Simple Windows SMP Easier Minecraft

Minecraft, efficiency, corporate responsibility, software, Simple

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with twists and turns at every corner.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by our mischievous admins, who have been known to turn players into chickens or cover their bases in pink wool. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think.

We also have epic events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights. Just watch out for the TNT traps along the way!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, the mountain is guarded by a fierce dragon who demands a toll of cookies for safe passage.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, if you dare!

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Project of the Day

Vanilla, Minigames, Modded, Roleplay, PvE

Attention all miners!

Tired of people stealing your stuff? We have LWC to lock your chests! Can also lock other blocks as well! Do you want to live alone on a floating island? We have SkyBlock!! (COMING SOON!) Until then, we have a custom world with floating islands already established over the land. Make your fortress there! How about your own shop? We have ExcellentShop! It allows you make your own shop and sell what you want! Want to brag about who has the higher rank? Autorank allows you to rank up over time and with Time played & Mcmmo Power Rank! Want to protect your land?! We have Lands! But not a must. Still want the option tho? And much more!!

Well, do we have just the server for you! Introducing PROJECT OF THE DAY!!! Here you can have as many friends as you want, build without restriction, and avoid people griefing your base like there’s no tomorrow, today! Project Of The day – Number 1 rule, Enjoy!

potd.monster

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PrimalMC

Adventurers Guild, Quests, admin shops, Custom Enchants, V.I.P Kits

Primal Minecraft Server Features Community & Gameplay: PvP/PvE Server PRG Discord V.I.P Kits Adventurer’s Guild Mod: Quests Dungeons New Bosses & World Structures Custom Enchants Lands Mod: Land Claiming Brazzar Shops Mod: Player & Admin Shops V.I.P Shops

54.39.68.146:2301

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Pixel Plantation Minecraft Server

PIXEL, children, action, Intrigue, Anime

Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you’re tired of boring plots and lackluster fight scenes in anime, because on our server, we have none of that! Instead, get ready for a wild ride where the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures and prank your friends with ridiculous traps.

Looking for fanservice? Look no further, because our server is filled with chickens in tuxedos and pigs wearing top hats. And forget about Yaoi bait, our characters are all straight married men with children…who happen to be best friends with talking llamas.

So if you’re ready to experience the most nonsensical and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh until you cry!

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Cuddle Minecraft SMP Hook Up

hook, physical touch, making out, platonic relationship, CUDDLE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some spicy action! Join us for a chance to cuddle, make out, and even dry hump with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy virtual romance instead? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to experience love in the world of blocks and pixels. Join now and let’s get cozy together!

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MidnightGaming

trader.., Trade, PvP, Vanilla, miner

Dive into a dynamic, player-driven trading economy where your entrepreneurial spirit can thrive. Whether you’re a miner, farmer, trader, or builder, there’s a place for you in our bustling marketplace. Earn, trade, and build your way to the top while collaborating with others in a vibrant community. Join us today and create your own financial empire in the world of Minecraft!

midnight.slimeservers.com:25609

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Crafty Know-It-Alls Minecraft Server

INTERESTING, Monarchy, Minecraft, current, fact

Join our Minecraft server where an Egyptian pharaoh has taken over as the emir of Afghanistan! Witness the chaos as pyramids are built next to the Hindu Kush mountains and camels roam the streets of Kabul. Who knew Minecraft could be this historically inaccurate and hilarious? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about world history!

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The Diamond Miners Minecraft SMP

miners, Beginning, discussion, initiating, online forum

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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