Picture this: Jesus himself logs into our server and starts teaching in the village synagogue. The villagers are in awe, asking, “Where did he learn all this wisdom and do these miracles? Isn’t he just the son of a carpenter? And his mom, Mary, isn’t she just a regular lady? And his siblings, James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, aren’t they all just chilling with us?” It’s a scandalous affair, but hey, that’s just how we roll!
But wait, there’s more! Jesus himself tells the villagers, “A prophet is never respected in his own hometown.” And just like that, the villagers are left scratching their heads in disbelief. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, making it the most exciting place to be in the Minecraft universe.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Picture this: you log on and instantly you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. But watch out, because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal them for their nefarious chicken army!
But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty llama sidekick, Larry, to help you on your epic journey. Together, you’ll battle giant spiders, build the most epic bases, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!
Just like in real life, you’ll be expected to support your fellow players, even if you don’t really want to. Feel the pressure of being the “older sibling” and deal with the consequences of not living up to expectations.
But don’t worry, our server is full of outrageous arguments, unexpected twists, and plenty of passive-aggressive comments to keep you entertained. Who needs a therapist when you have a Minecraft server like this?
So come join us and see if you’re the AITA in this virtual family drama. Trust us, it’ll be a wild ride you won’t forget!
Join us and escape the clutches of your former cult with our virtual world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. The last straw for many of our players was when the cult leader tried to make them sacrifice their diamond pickaxes in a ritual to summon Herobrine.
So come on over and join us for a cult-free, diamond-filled adventure on our Minecraft server! Who needs brainwashing when you can have block-building fun instead?
IMAGINE BUILDING A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE TO HIDE FROM THE GOVERNMENT, OR CREATING A GIANT STATUE OF YOUR FAVORITE OPPOSITION LEADER OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS.
PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS CUSTOM MINI-GAMES LIKE “ESCAPE FROM THE DICTATORSHIP” AND “REVOLUTIONARY RACES” WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND GLORY.
SO COME ON DOWN TO COSTA RICA AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ADVENTURE AND INTRIGUE! VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!
once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of persistent coughers who roamed the land. but these were not just any coughers, oh no. these coughers coughed like metronomes, keeping everyone in perfect rhythm.
scientists were baffled by this phenomenon and decided to study these coughers. they discovered that the key to capturing cough variability and trends in healthcare was to monitor them continuously. but little did they know, the coughers had a secret.
they were actually minecraft players who had stumbled upon a magical server where their coughs were transformed into powerful weapons. with each cough, they could summon lightning bolts and rain fire upon their enemies.
now, we invite you to join our server and harness the power of the coughers. become a master of cough-fu and dominate the land with your epic coughing skills. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the coughing begin!
| IP Address | Sunrise.mc.gg |
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Looking to join a BRAND NEW smp server with plenty of custom features such as:
Join the IP above to start your amazing journey!
Discord: https://discord.com/channels/1265838914665578577/1265839560521158737
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join by using the IP address provided above in your Minecraft client. |
| What kind of custom items are available? | There are various custom items available in the server, including weapons, tools, and armor. |
| Is PVP enabled on the server? | Yes, PVP is enabled for players who enjoy competitive gameplay. |
| Can I build furniture in the game? | Yes, you can build furniture using the custom furniture options provided by the server. |
Got a 499-view oshi you want to shill? Fear not, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And let’s not forget the crazy numbers – we’re talking about streamers with more viewers than there are grains of sand on a beach.
But wait, what about corpo vtubers? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own the talents’ IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game for discussion. So come on down to this server for some wild indie vtuber action!
And if you need a break from all the vtuber madness, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – ducks. So join now for a quacking good time!
We have a partial translation patch for PC-98 that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Plus, our Vengeance OST scans are so epic, they’ll make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot potato!
Did you know that SMT V & Vengeance have sold over 1.6 million copies worldwide? That’s right, we’re basically the hottest Minecraft SMP in the universe! And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Patch 1.0.2 for Vengeance – it’s gonna blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have Megaten Fusion Tools for all you fusion autists out there, 3DS Texture Packs that will make your eyes pop, and Digital Devil Saga soundtracks available on digital streaming services. And if that’s not enough, we even have an old neocities site with useful links (even though it’s no longer updated)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.