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BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

1. brit, 10. travel, 11. lifestyle, 12. tea, 13. monarchy, 14. tradition, 15. countryside, 16. landmarks, 17. fashion, 18. food, 19. architecture, 2. abby, 20. royal family., 3. edition, 4. British, 5. UK, 6. England, 7. London, 8. culture, 9. history, BritsCraft, creeper, crumpets, explosions, tea

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses and top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.

Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.

DALL-E 3 Thread Minecraft Server

3 Thread, ai art, algorithm, art generation, Artificial Intelligence, bing.com/create, computer vision, creative coding, creativity, dall e, dalle, deep learning, design, digital art, Graphic design, Image Generation, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, Server, Technology, Thread, visual art

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4534
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. If you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of diamond poop!

When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics

bullying, committed, cyberbullying, dog, Graduation, healing, HIGH, high school, Impact, internet, Kid, mental health, Minecraft, moving forward, perspective, Reflection, regret, School, shame, SMPantics, stigma, SUICIDE, Support, Trauma, video scandal, viral

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9578	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dog cult waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world.

Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

career, Dakota, economic growth, employment, job availability, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job relocation, job relocation advice, job relocation tips, Job Search, Jobs, Midwest, Migration, Minecraft, Move, north, North Dakota, opportunity, Relocation, Server, united states, work

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	5844	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, Edition, Fangs, fangs edition, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash Thread, picrew, picrew.me, reentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Pank World server Minecraft

banner, family friendly, friendly-atmosphere, GIF, join us, minecraft server, no privates, Pank World, Responsive players, Small Community, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

Alter, Crafty, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, NA General, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Crops Grown:	4239	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

athletes, baseball, baseball champions, celebration, Champions, Championship, Competition, happening this time, Ladies and gentlemen, long awaited victory, Minecraft, series, smp, sports, sports champions, TEAM, Trust me, Victory, victory parade, WINNERS, world, world series, World Series champions

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

autistic, bunch of piercings, drive thru, emphasized, extra right, Eyelashes, flutters, girl, Girls, goyslop, Handed, made it, Minecraft, Order, piercings, Server, special order, SSReyes, sweetie, tired, tired SSReyes, Zoomer, zoomer girl

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

adorable, canine companion, companion, cute, Cute dog, Decoy Ohtani, dog, Dog lover, DOGGO, Fluffy, four-legged friend, furry family member, furry friend, good boy, Loyal, man’s best friend, Minecraft, pet, pet parent, playful, precious pup, smp, SWEET, tail wagging

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8015
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

animation, audience reaction, Character development, comparison, criticism, Decline, Disappointment, downgrade, Drop, DROPPED, Feedback, flaws, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, pacing, Plot, production, Quality, review, season 1, SEASON 2, Server, storytelling, Zone

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Players Killed by Monsters:	2057	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Towns Built:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!