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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6856 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so dedicated that they will literally go to any lengths to show their support. Our community is so tight-knit that we even have a player who has vowed to masturbate to each and every new member, whether they like it or not. Talk about dedication!
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.
