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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 3068 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 838 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.