We are a Minecraft server that seeks fun and entertainment for users so they can enjoy our great server!
aquaticmc.nether-zone.com:13317
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AquaticMC Network
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YardSaleYikes
Are you tired of boring yard sales where people actually expect you to pay the correct amount for your items? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous yard sale experiences!Imagine shopping in a virtual world where the prices are always changing, and the sellers are constantly undercharging you. You’ll never know what to expect when you approach the counter to pay – will it be $9 or $14?
And don’t worry about those pesky sellers chasing you down for the extra money they think you owe. On our server, you can just ignore their requests on Venmo and keep the extra cash for yourself!
Join us now for a yard sale experience like no other, where the prices are always a surprise and the drama is endless. Who knew shopping could be so entertaining?
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BrazilVPN Minecraft Server
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well lemme tell ya, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff. but get this, there’s a twist – we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious.oh, and get this – if you join our server, you get access to a secret portal that takes you to a hidden realm filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.
and guess what? we have a special potion in the game that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens who just wanna cuddle. it’s so cute, you won’t even believe it.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, if you don’t join, a band of evil villagers will come to your house and steal all your cookies. true story.
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CraftyCIA Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and forget about Martin Luther King! Our community is so lit, even the CIA is dropping sick rhymes and handing out bandanas like it’s nobody’s business. Join us as we dissolve communities and engage in some serious block-breaking crime. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s the end of the world, because on this server, anything goes!
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Exoria SMP
Welcome to the Exoria SMP potential new friends!
Before we begin lets go over what type of community this is. It’s a friendly no judgement zone where we can all come together and relax as people who enjoy the game of Minecraft since there’s a wide variety of people who play the game. We’ll do our best to be inclusive and not make anyone feel left out or like they’re being targeted.
About the SMP itself.
The server will be hosted on the East Coast of the U.S on Java 1.21, keeping it as vanilla as possible with minimal plugins to enhance the experience. It’ll be a place for all types of players to band together and find enjoyment out of the game within a community. We invite all Minecrafters from redstoners, to builders, pvpers and roleplayers to come join the server and make your mark on it! As of writing this the server will be open within a week or two, as soon as we can push it out and will be a paid hosting sporting 16 GB of ram on a 4 thread Ryzen 9 7950x or an Intel Core i9-13900 processor.
199.127.62.17:25517
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CraftyBanana Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is straight-up bananas! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret rainbow cave guarded by a pack of evil bunnies).
Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest spa. And don’t forget to visit our pixelated petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable baby zombies and ride on the backs of giant spiders.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft adventure and experience the ultimate WTF moments!
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CraftyCreeper69420 – Minecraft SMP Extraordinaire
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers starting a revolution against the players.Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and hosts weekly knitting circles in the End dimension. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!
If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in a synchronized swimming competition with squids, and attend a fancy gala hosted by the chickens.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The sheep have formed a secret society plotting to overthrow the players, and the cows have started a protest demanding better living conditions in the pastures.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this insane journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you in the world of KINO!
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BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH
Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time (in a fun way, of course)!On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend’s parents demanding money or making poor real estate investments. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house, getting married to your Minecraft partner, and starting a virtual family without any financial stress.
Plus, our server is filled with players from all over the world, so you can experience different cultural values without the conflict. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, building a blocky empire is way more fun than dealing with selfish in-laws and financial struggles. See you in the virtual world!
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KremlinCraft: AdSense Shutdown Special
so like, u know how google is always doin’ stuff and then changin’ their minds? well, this time they straight up shut down AdSense in russia! like, can u imagine the chaos? but guess what, we got the inside scoop on why this happened. apparently, the kremlin was like, “hey google, we don’t like how u doin’ business here,” and google was like, “peace out, russia!” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the kremlin can’t shut us down. join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a run-in with a russian spy or two. come on, what are u waitin’ for? join now before the kremlin comes knockin’ on our virtual door!
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BlockyBoysLazyLand
So, like, if you’re a dude who loves being lazy, this server is totally for you, bro! We have like, lazy mobs that just chill and don’t even attack you. And get this, we have lazy villagers who will straight up trade with you without moving an inch. It’s like a lazy paradise, man.But wait, there’s more! We have this epic lazy king who just sits on his lazy throne all day, giving out lazy quests for you to complete. And if you’re too lazy to do them, no worries, he won’t even care. Plus, we have lazy building competitions where you can just throw a few blocks together and call it a masterpiece.
So come join our server, where laziness is not just accepted, it’s encouraged. Who needs to work hard in Minecraft when you can just be lazy and have a blast? Let’s get lazy together, dude!