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Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mines Excavated:	4648	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	New Chunks Explored:	995514
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	3516
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.