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The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Items Found:	2902	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Potions Brewed:	89	Astral Projections Made:	2
Emeralds Found:	9099	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Potions Brewed:	106	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Towns Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Votes:	2553
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Votes:	6157
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

The owner of the “LughtTime best anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our latest update includes a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who can summon an army of chickens to do her bidding. And don’t forget about Singed, Vi (Legendary), and Caitlyn (+Prestige) who have joined forces to create chaos like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out valuable loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Femanons Would You Date A Guy Like This Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a resident Ender Dragon who doubles as a matchmaker, setting up femanons with the most eligible blocky bachelors in the land. From diamond armor fashion shows to creeper speed dating, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!