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‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	117	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Star Shards Collected:	146	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Farms Harvested:	656

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Animals Bred:	157
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8694
Crops Grown:	3798	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

Birthday Party, cheating accusation, custody, Divorce, ex’s name, ExCardNoExGFBdayParty, Involved, lack of effort, lying.., outside opinion, phone argument, plan ahead, present mom, refusing to sign, work trip

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	209
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, GenderSwapMinecraftSMP, male privilege, Masculinity, sexism, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crops Grown:	3141	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	2906	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6353

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

DigStraightDown

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	332150	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mines Excavated:	3566
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Sugar Rush City

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7774
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	9650	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

playstp.ru:10000

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!