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Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

Apology, Crafty, cyberbullying, digital communication, Epic, friendship, internet etiquette, jerks, Minecraft, MISTAKES, online accountability, online behavior, online behavior reflection, Online Community, online conflict, online consequences, online drama, online friendships, online interactions, online negativity, online relationships, online reputation, Petty, Players, regret, Revenge, Server, social media

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Mines Excavated:	2447	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
New Chunks Explored:	909016	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!

Act-Age, Acting, Adventures, art form, CHANGE, crazy, creeper, culture, Development, Drama, generation, Glass Mask, Japan, Manga, Mangaka, Masked, Media, meets, miners, Novels, Oshi no Ko, Parody, Radio, society, storytelling, television, Tropes, ww2

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Farms Harvested:	670	Enchantments Applied:	124
Dragon Eggs Found:	3299	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with crazy twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!

Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Sluts & Addicts: WMAF/BWC Edition

Addicted Sluts, addicts, Asian girls, bwc, Confessions, Crafty, Edition, Family secrets, Forbidden, forbidden desire, forbidden fantasies, forbidden love, forbidden pleasures, Forbidden relationships, interracial, Lust, power dynamics, sexual exploration, sister, Sluts, Submission, taboo, white men, WMAF, WMAFBWC

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got asian girls who are all about that white boy love! Share your craziest stories and pics of asian girls in your life who can’t resist a good ol’ white man.

One player even shared a story about his little sister getting down with a white dude in a diamond armor suit – talk about a love story for the ages! Join us for some scandalous fun and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Brexit: Where I Fixed Europe and Built a Better World in Minecraft

1. Europe, accomplishment, achievement, blocky, brexit, built, Development, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, Fixed, improvement 2. European Union, leadership 3. Progress, Minecraft, Politics, Repair, restoration, success, world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Animals Bred:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have fixed Europe! No more pesky glitches or boring landscapes, we’ve turned Europe into a land of endless adventure and excitement.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on epic quests to slay dragons in the Eiffel Tower, or mining for diamonds in the ruins of the Colosseum. Our custom-built villages are filled with quirky NPCs who will trade you rare items for the most ridiculous things, like a stack of cooked chicken or a selfie with a creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world, and it’s up to you to stop them before it’s too late. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of a fixed Europe like never before!

Blocky Banter Blvd

ai art, algorithmic art, Artificial Intelligence, banter, bing.com/create, blocky, blvd, computer vision, creative coding, creativity, dall e, deep learning, design, digital art, Graphic design, Image Generation, image processing, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, Technology, Thread, visual art

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, unicorns roaming the land, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Will Still Be Running in 2024

2024.., Beliefs, Bigotry, Christianity, close-minded, Crafty, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, FAITH, Gay, ignorance, intolerance, judgmental, LGBTQ, long trail tags, McCraftface, offensive, Religion, Running, Server, still believing in Jesus, stupid, tags

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Votes:	2728
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crops Grown:	3613
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is from the FUTURE – 2024 to be exact! We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even talking creepers! And if you still believe in Jesus, well, you might just find him mining diamonds in our virtual world. So come join us for a wild ride through time and space – just don’t forget your tin foil hat!

Socially Awkward Crafters: Where avoiding people is a skill!

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, avoidance patterns, avoidant personality disorder, Avoiding, awkward, coping mechanisms, Crafters, fear, ISOLATION, mental health, people, Problems, running away, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behaviors, skill, social anxiety, socially, Support, Therapy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life responsibilities and interactions? Do you find yourself constantly running away from everything like a chicken with its head cut off? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you can avoid all your problems, just like the owner who also has avoidant personality disorder! We promise you won’t have to face any pesky responsibilities or social interactions here. In fact, we encourage you to run away from everything, even yourself!

So come join us on this wild adventure of avoidance and escapism. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to hide in?

Blocky Blunders: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

Accuracy, Authenticity, BELIEF, blocky, Blunders, confirmation, credibility, Debunking, doubt, Evidence, Experience, fact-checking, inquiry, investigation, is this true, Minecraft, proof, Questioning, Server, skepticism, trustworthiness, Truth, Ultimate, uncertainty, validity, Verification

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchantments Applied:	116	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5563
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a pig through a maze of exploding creepers, battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

IndecisiveCraft: Where even the creepers can’t make up their minds!

analysis paralysis, Choices, Confused, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dilemma, hesitant, indecisive, IndecisiveCraft, inner conflict, Minds.., mixed feelings, overthinking, pros and cons, second guessing, Struggling, stuck in limbo, torn between, uncertainty, Unsure, vacillating, Wavering, weighing options

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Enchantments Applied:	244
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of its eyes!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Want to fight a dragon made out of cheese? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of all time? Don’t miss out, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyNiji – Where Nijisanji EN Fans Unite to Build, Explore, and LOL!

BUILD, CraftyNiji, discordfags, ethyria, Explore, falseflaggers, Fans, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, lol, Luxiem, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, Teamup Schedule, ttt, unite, watch streams, xsoleil

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong. Our server is like the Nijisanji EN YouTube channels on steroids – with more drama, more laughs, and more virtual shenanigans than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

From the chaotic realm of LazuLight to the mystical lands of Ethyria, our server is a melting pot of creativity and chaos. Rumor has it that the Luxiem district is haunted by ghostly Endermen who love to photobomb your screenshots. And don’t even get us started on the ILUNA faction – those guys throw the best block parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – because in our world, anything can happen!