8BitHomo Minecraft Servers

8BitHomo Minecraft Servers

  • CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

    CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 2358
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 175497
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    KidzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 8715
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Gods Slained: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 10YearOldMeVsNow

    10YearOldMeVsNow
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 3474
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

    Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LobbyBlockersCraft

    LobbyBlockersCraft
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 7464
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Crops Grown: 2819
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Emeralds Found: 1789
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WestCoastCraft

    WestCoastCraft
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 7538
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Potions Brewed: 114

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

    we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

    we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

    so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BotoCraft

    BotoCraft
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 1904
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Falling into the Void: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

    TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 5739
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 New Chunks Explored: 455512

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

    We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

    And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

    BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 7895
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1506
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 310
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

    CareCraft: Health Hypocrite
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 774
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7112 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Alien Abductions: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 233 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

    Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

    And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

    But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

    So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FateCraft: BlueScreened

    FateCraft: BlueScreened
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 6020
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Runes Activated: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mines Excavated: 4943
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

    this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

    join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

    and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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