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StitchCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, despised, embarrassed, furious, grown adults, Minecraft, pen, Psycho, Server, shade of grey, StitchCraft, stitching, stuffed toy, suspicion, Thread, Toy, Trust, turtle, worst person

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the weird and wonderful just like James and his stuffed turtle! Join us for a chance to uncover hidden treasures inside random blocks, just like the surprise pen inside that turtle. Who knows what kind of bizarre secrets you’ll discover in our world?

But beware, if you mess with someone’s prized possessions, like James’s turtle, you might just end up in a feud over the shade of grey used for stitching. Our server is full of drama and excitement, just waiting for you to dive in and stir up some trouble.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find your own stuffed turtle to obsess over. Just remember, always ask permission before cutting it open!

FiancéFailsToDefendFriend

aita, deluded, Fiance, FiancéFailsToDefendFriend, Friend, friend group, Gamers, high school, hot, insecure, jealous, Justified, KIND, male validation, mean, not defending, passive aggressive, pick me girl, Rude, University

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is nonexistent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Zaira put Emma in her place during a dinner with friends.

Imagine a world where your fiancé’s savage comebacks are the highlight of the night, leaving everyone speechless and in awe. Witness the power of true love and a mean streak like no other as Zaira shuts down any potential threats to your relationship with her fiery words.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of watching drama unfold before your very eyes, all while enjoying some quality gaming time with your friends. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of Zaira’s epic takedowns!

StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, characteristics, cultural stereotypes, image, Individuality, judgments, Labels, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, perceptions, Personal experiences, Personality, preconceived notions, reputation, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-identity, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, StereotypedSteve, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2561	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Magic Items Found:	3118	Holy Grails Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crops Grown:	4267	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Emeralds Found:	3996
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Star Shards Collected:	255
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).