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DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

designer labels, DreamCraft, elite social circles, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, extravagant parties, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end art collection, high-end fashion, high-priced experiences, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, Luxury Vacations, luxury yachts, personal chefs, private drivers, private islands, private jets, smp, ultra-wealthy, UltraRich

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27

Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!

NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	772	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5793
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6094
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	4817	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	819

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?