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Vacuums are a technology, so should I get a coded or codeless… Minecraft SMP

automated cleaning, Awful, cleaning, cleaning equipment, Coded, coded vacuum, codeless vacuum, codeless.., convenience, dust removal, floor cleaning, Home Appliances, household chores, Minecraft, Returned, robot vacuums, smart home, smp, suction power, Technology, Technology gadgets, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, Vacuums

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	299	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Animals Bred:	60
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of vacuuming in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where vacuums are the latest technology! Forget about coded or codeless vacuums, we have vacuum robots that do all the cleaning for you. And don’t worry, they won’t turn evil and take over the server like in that one sci-fi movie. Trust us, we’ve tested them extensively. So if you want to sit back, relax, and watch as your virtual vacuum robot cleans up all the creepers and zombies in your base, then this is the SMP for you. Plus, rumor has it that one player’s vacuum robot accidentally sucked up a diamond block and now it’s the richest player on the server. Join now and see what crazy adventures await you in our vacuum-filled world!

HolyTouristDrama

agendas, aita, atheist, Beliefs, compromise, convictions, cultish, disagreement, Ethics, HolyTouristDrama, Hub, Morals, political candidates, Principles, PROFITS, Religion, religious affiliations, Spouse, tourist junk, tourist place, tourist trap

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Towns Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1041	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of being dragged to boring tourist traps that support causes you don’t believe in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the cultish tourist traps of the real world! Our server is a sanctuary for atheists and non-believers who refuse to compromise their principles for a day of sightseeing.

Instead of wasting your time and money at a religious tourist trap, come join us for some epic adventures in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any hidden agendas. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious NPCs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time at a tourist trap when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with like-minded individuals who share your beliefs (or lack thereof)? Join us now and say goodbye to boring tourist traps forever!

DeathlyCraft

advanced illness, assisted suicide, Chronic pain, comfort care, DeathlyCraft, debilitating conditions, end of life, end-of-life decisions, end-stage disease, EUTHANASIA, incurable disease, life-threatening illness, Medical Ethics, palliative care, quality of life, suffering patients, Terminal Diagnosis, terminal illness, terminal prognosis, unbearable suffering, unbearable symptoms

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction to playing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. Who needs bodily functions when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs?

2. Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who spontaneously explodes whenever someone builds a particularly ugly house. So if you’re looking for some explosive surprises, you know where to find them!

3. We have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and dive headfirst into a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today! Just make sure to stock up on snacks and adult diapers, because once you start playing, you won’t want to stop.

CraftyCommunistFunLand

authoritarian regime, CraftyCommunistFunLand, current events, executions, Extreme Measures, Floods, government officials, human rights abuses, international news, Kim Jong-un, landslides, natural disasters, North Korea, North Korean government, political instability, political repression, punishment, Report, Retribution, Tragedy, world affairs

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join ours cuz we got crazier stuff than north korea executing 30 govt officials after some floods and landslides! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to join! we got giant killer chickens roaming around, lava waterfalls that flow uphill, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows! so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBrains: Forget-Me-Not City

aging crisis, Aging population, alzheimer’s, BlockyBrains, caregiving burden, city, cognitive decline, dementia, economic crisis, Elderly, ForgetMeNot, global policy action, Healthcare, healthcare costs, healthcare policy, high-income countries, informal caregiving, Long Term Care, long-term care planning, low-income countries, public health, social support

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	217
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server and escape the impending economic crisis caused by alzheimer’s and dementia! forget about the real world problems and dive into a world of blocks and creepers! our server is so lit, it will make you forget your own name, let alone worrying about global policy action! plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel burdened by caregiving responsibilities again. join us now and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to remember is where you left your diamond pickaxe!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash vs nico, crazy fan girl, EVIL GOOBY vs Security House in Minecraft!, family friendly, here’s johnny, I Built 5 DOOMSDAY BUNKERS You’d Never Find!, Johnny, johnny minecraft, kid friendly, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft family, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, Nico and Cash, no bad words, no cussing, noob vs pro, Omz, POSSESSED, roblox, Server, skit, ssundee, strict babysitter

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	214	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber known for his Minecraft gameplay videos and tutorials. With millions of followers, he has become a prominent figure in the gaming community. Johnny’s engaging personality and knack for creating entertaining content have garnered him a loyal fan base. His passion for all things Minecraft is evident in his videos, which cover everything from building tips to survival strategies. In addition to his YouTube channel, Johnny also streams on Twitch and interacts with fans on various social media platforms.

GearBound Season 1

ad astra, Automation, building mods, chocolate factories, Coming Soon, create mod, discord server, Earth, Economy, Forge, Gearbound SMP, Immersive Aircrafts, Immersive Engineering, modded server, Numismatics, oil empire, potato performance friendly, PvE, PvP, QoL mods, Roleplay, Simple VoiceChat, Steampunk, Survival, weapons of mass destruction, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3367
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Emeralds Found:	776
Divine Spears Created:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Gearbound Season 1: -About- Gearbound SMP is a modded server based around the steampunk era. As you play through the pack, you will slowly advance past the steampunk age into more modern eras. You can make your own airfield with Immersive Aircrafts, or build an oil empire, make chocolate factories, automate machines, weapons of mass destruction, and many more things. -Mods- This Pack includes mods such as Create, Immersive Engineering, Simple Voicechat, Create: Numismatics, Ad Astra, building mods, and many other mods for you, to make the perfect steampunk factory. This modpack is also optimized to be potato performance friendly and QOL mods were added to make the life easier.

-Discord- Join the discord server, make a ticket to get whitelisted and join us on our journey to exploit the earth and pollute the airways!

-Info- Version: 1.20.1 ModLoader: Forge Modpack: WORK IN PROGRESS Status: COMING SOON

Play.Shadowcraft.xyz:25566

PixelPlay Minecraft Server

4chanX Catbox userscript, AI generated images, Catbox Scripts, Cloud Hosted Installs, EF+HLL Guide, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Legacy, LoRA Checklist, Minecraft, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI wiki, PixelPlay, Prompt List, Resources, Scripts, Server, stable diffusion, Vtuber, VTuber XL Loras, We Need To Go Deeper Edition

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Votes:	296
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	219	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the world of VTuber AI-generated images! Join us on this wild adventure as we explore the depths of virtual reality and create the most outrageous VTuber XL Loras you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy resources like VTuber LoRAs, LoRA checklists, and even an EF+HLL guide for all your VTuber modeling needs. And don’t forget about our VTuber Prompt List for when you need some inspiration to get those creative juices flowing.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have catbox scripts, hypernetworks, and models galore. Plus, our GPU performance data will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of VTuber AI-generated images on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> Minecraft SMP: online banking account got blocked for building too many diamond castles

account blocked, Account.., ATM mode, bank account, Banking, banking services, blocked, building, Castles, customer service, Cyber Security, Diamond, financial institution, Frustration, login attempts, Minecraft, modern technology, MONEY, new password, new pin, ONLINE, online banking, online security, SECURITY, smp, tech-savvy, technology issues, Zoomer

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of modern technology failing you at every turn? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only password you need to remember is the one to get into the server! No more online banking drama, just good old-fashioned mining and crafting.

We’ve all been there, trying to log into our online accounts only to be met with error messages and frustration. But fear not, on our server, the only error you’ll encounter is accidentally digging straight down into a pit of lava.

So say goodbye to online banking woes and hello to a world where the only letters you’ll receive are from your fellow players, inviting you to join in on the fun. Join our server today and leave modern tech troubles behind!

BlockyMiddleFinger

BlockyMiddleFinger, body shaming, bullying, children, Confrontation, fat shaming, flipping off, homework, Inappropriate Behavior, Jersey attitude, Kindness, middle finger, offensive comments, parenting, public shaming, Respect, rude behavior, social norms, Starbucks, teenagers, young kids

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with crazy adventures and hilarious encounters.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!