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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5947 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 159 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!