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82 years young Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Zombie Dances:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by an 82-year-old grandma who kicks butt in PvP and builds the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens, secret underground lairs filled with cake, and a community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime on this server!

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4081

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	3861
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MacronCraftEU

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Towns Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Crafty Aqua Watchers

Analysis, Aqua, chemistry, Crafty, discovery, Experiment, first time, Hydrogen, innovation, Molecular scale, Molecule, nanotechnology, Observation, oxygen, PHYSICS., researchers, Science, Spectroscopy, study, Technology, Watchers, Water

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	2562	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Enchantments Applied:	58
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1

Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

aita, calling out, christian hypocrisy, Christian values, confronting relatives, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial struggles, generational wealth, Inheritance, living situation, Money Matters, moral judgment., personal values, religious beliefs, thief, unchristian, uncle, UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL, wedding costs

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Votes:	1054	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

CraftyWebLinks

CraftyWebLinks, helpful websites, internet resources, Online platforms, Online Tools, Recommendations, useful websites, web resources, website collection, website database, website directory, website discovery, website guide, website index, website list, website recommendations, website reviews, website roundup, website showcase, website suggestions

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	173	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of cake, swim in a pool of melted chocolate, and have a dance party with a group of friendly creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey you’ve ever been on! Trust us, you won’t regret it!