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82 years young Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by an 82-year-old grandma who kicks butt in PvP and builds the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens, secret underground lairs filled with cake, and a community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime on this server!

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, diplomatic response, eastern europe, european security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, involvement, military alliance, military intervention, missile defense system, MissileMayhemMC, Missiles, nato, peacekeeping efforts, Poland, SECURITY, shooting down, Stoltenberg, Ukraine

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ores Mined:	3014
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do i have the server for you! picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing sheep come prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. it’s like a minecraft rave up in here!

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and disco-loving skeletons. you can even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombie llamas. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a giant spider boss while riding a flamingo with a laser cannon.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt minigame where you have to find the golden potato of destiny before the evil potato king steals it? yeah, it’s a real spud-tacular adventure.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and dancing creepers? let’s get this party started!

LabMeatLand: Where Livestock Go to Party!

animal agriculture, animal cruelty, animal liberation, animal rights, animal sanctuaries, animal welfare, chickens, Cows, environmental impact, ethical farming, factory farming, food waste, free range, lab grown meat, LabMeatLand, Livestock, Party, Pigs, Sustainable Agriculture, veganism, wildlife conservation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Come join our epic Minecraft server where all the virtual cows, chickens, and pigs can roam free and live their best virtual lives! No more animal cruelty here, just pure pixelated bliss for all the farm animals.

Picture this: a virtual farm sanctuary where the cows graze on endless fields of grass, the chickens roam free and lay eggs wherever they please, and the pigs roll around in mud pits to their heart’s content. It’s a virtual paradise for our pixelated friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient carrots who have formed their own civilization. They trade with the farm animals, build carrot houses, and even have their own carrot king. It’s a carrot-tastic adventure waiting to be explored!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

BrainGutCraft: The PBM Game-Changer

#gamechanger, Alternative Medicine, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain-gut connection, BrainGutCraft, cost effective, dysbiosis, game changer, gut health, inflammation, Innovative, medical breakthrough, neurology, non-invasive, PBM, Photobiomodulation Therapy, Potential, reduced side effects, research, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use Photobiomodulation Therapy to cure zombies of their alzheimer’s disease! we zap those undead brains with light therapy and watch them go from groaning brains to sharp thinkers! forget about boring old treatments, we’re all about that brain-gut connection and reducing inflammation in our zombie pals. come for the therapy, stay for the brainiac zombies! it’s a game-changer, y’all!

NoBoysAllowed Minecraft Server

Diversity, equal opportunities, female empowerment, female entrepreneurs, female workforce, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender equality in business, gender inclusivity, good business, inclusive workplace, Minecraft, no males, NoBoysAllowed, Server, Women empowerment, women in business, women in leadership, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, women leadership, workplace equality

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no males” policy because let’s be real, who needs those pesky guys ruining our fun? We’ve got everything you need to thrive in this blocky world, from diamond-studded armor to enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil mobs, embark on quests to find the legendary Notch Apple, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And did we mention our exclusive all-female dance parties every Saturday night at the virtual club?

So come on, ladies, leave those boys behind and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who needs males when you’ve got a whole server of badass women ready to conquer the virtual world? Let’s show them who’s boss!

ParticlePlay Minecraft Server

Basement Trolls, Biological women, domme, Domme Tells, Dommes, Fun, Helpful, Minecraft, Musk, ParticlePlay, particles, Previous thread, Rally, Royal treatment, self-care, self-conscious, Server, shower, squirming, SUBS, Superior sex, Women, Worship

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we don’t mess with those basement trolls.

Do you shower regularly or are you one of those squirming self-conscious subs who needs a domme to tell them what to do? Dommes, enjoy yourselves and lend an ear at the next rally – we heard it’s helpful for dominating the world.

Join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only rule is to worship women and have a good time. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a musky situation with a domme who loves a little stink. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world who’s really in charge!

SisWeddingCraft

aita, all inclusive resort, cost, cost breakdown, destination wedding, expensive, expensive trip, family, gift, guilt trip, hard spot, Job, loan, mexico, not attending, one income, sister, SisWeddingCraft, stateside wedding, travel agency

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3370
Mines Excavated:	4591	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	694618	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4051	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break the bank like attending a destination wedding in Mexico? Look no further! Our server offers endless fun without the outrageous cost!

Join our server and escape the drama of family weddings where you’re expected to shell out thousands of dollars just to watch someone say “I do”. Instead, build your own virtual paradise and invite all your friends to join in on the fun!

Forget about being guilt-tripped into attending events you can’t afford – on our server, the only thing you’ll be guilt-tripped about is not building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds!

So come on over and join us for a wedding-free, stress-free, and cost-free gaming experience like no other. Who needs Mexico when you have Minecraft?

DumbDecisionsMC

dumb decisions, DumbDecisionsMC, fear factor, horror entertainment, horror film analysis, horror game immersion, horror game mechanics, horror games, Horror gaming, horror gaming experience, horror genre, horror movie cliches, horror movie tropes, horror movies, horror storytelling, irrational choices, jump scares, psychological horror, scary movies, spooky games, survival horror

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so come join our minecraft server where we make the DUMBEST decisions ever! like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a creeper like a horse.

we have a special event where we all dress up as zombies and try to trick each other into thinking we’re actual zombies. it gets pretty chaotic when someone accidentally hits the wrong person with their diamond sword.

our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. winner gets a golden egg as a prize!

if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! just be prepared to make some of the dumbest decisions of your minecraft life.

CraftyADHub: Disulfide & NAD+

Ad, Alzheimer’s disease, Biomarkers, brain health, cognitive decline, CraftyADHub, Diagnosis, Disulfide, disulfide levels, genetic factors, hub genes, medical science, Molecular Pathways, nad, NAD+ metabolism, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide, novel genes, research, study, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

so like, u know how u always tryna find a server that’s like, totally lit and has all the crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft? well guess what, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got all the latest research on hub genes for disulfide levels and NAD+ metabolism, like who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite? but yeah, if u wanna diagnose and treat ur virtual alzheimer’s disease, this is the place to be. join now for a wild ride through the world of minecraft science, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.

SimplyMine Minecraft Server

1.16.5, atmosphere, Ayanami Rei, Community, Donations, Events, Friendly, Griefers, interview, Minecraft, paid hosting, Pirated Version, Plugins, Server, SimplyMine, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

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1 – Don’t grief, because we want to create a friendly project.

2 – Be adequate and punctual.

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Hello! Have you been looking for a tube server for survival for a long time?

Then you should come to us!

Why choose our server? Here’s why our server is better than the others:

➤A warm and pleasant atmosphere for the game

➤The server opened just recently!

➤Honest and kind players.

➤Fast technical support and responsive administration.

➤events are held

➤no griefers

➤no donations and pop-up messages on the entire screen (you can only deposit money if you wish, and it will not affect the gameplay)

➤no privates

➤Wide possibilities

➤Only the most necessary plugins

➤You can play with a pirated version➤good paid hosting

➤server works 24/7

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We are waiting for you at SimplyMine!

Version: 1.16.5

IP: To get an IP and add the server to the whitelist, you need to pass an interview (contact Ayanami Rei #8670.)

m7.joinserver.ru:25651

ForgottenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that all look the same? Well, look no further because our server is inspired by the legendary artists Giger and Beksinski! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where you can build your own twisted creations that would make even these artists proud.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-forgotten gamers who couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Will you be brave enough to face the spooky challenges they throw your way?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground labyrinth filled with rare treasures waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft.