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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1832 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
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