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Oh Yeah, That Happened – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4913	Void Gems Collected:	22
Dimension Hops:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a llama in a telenovela! Join us for epic battles between players, crazy treasure hunts for rare items, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the sheep in the world into disco-loving party animals. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself – because on our server, oh yeah, that happened.

Cover Stomper Minecraft SMP

aggressive tactics, Business, Competition, corporate warfare, cover, cutthroat, Defeat, ELIMINATION, hostile takeover, Industry, market domination, Minecraft, negotiations, nijiniggery, play nice, Rivalry, ruthless, smp, stomped, stomper, strategy, UNOFFICIALLY, Victory

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Farms Harvested:	506	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing nice with your enemies in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve stomped out all the nijiniggery for good (whatever that means) and now we’re ready to cutthroat our way to the top of the server! Join us for insane battles, epic loot, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diplomacy when you’ve got diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show those nijiniggery who’s boss!

Kamala Bros Minecraft Server

back, back in action, Besties, bros, catching up, Excited, Friends, friendship, good times, Happy, kamala, Kamalabros, Long time no see, Memories, Minecraft, missed you, Nostalgia, old friends, reconnecting, Reminiscing, reunion, Server, squad goals, together again

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	251	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Kamalabros is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.

Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!

He Wasn’t Wrong Minecraft SMP

Accuracy, Correct, error, Fallacy, false, Fault, Flawed, he wasn’t wrong, Inaccuracy, Incorrect, long tail tags, Minecraft, Misconception, misinterpretation, misjudgment, mistake, misunderstanding, misunderstood, not right, right, smp, Truth, WASNT, wrong

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, Gaming Community, Garlean Election Watching Meet, Get out, Hypnosis Meetup, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, online events, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spooky Club, Sweet Honey Edition, Twin Peaks, virtual meetups

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4080	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s sweeter than honey? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Join us for our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can dig up some epic loot, or celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us before it ends today! And mark your calendars for our Fall Guys event coming up soon – it’s going to be a blast!

And if you’re looking to meet up with other players, we’ve got you covered. From Femlala-only hypnosis meetups to Garlean election watching parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss our Spooky Club meetup featuring X-files and Army of Darkness – it’s sure to be a scream!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself at a shared FATE meetup watching Twin Peaks or discussing character creation at a roleplaying meetup. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the madness!

Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog

CATALOG, catalog spam, Digital Marketing, internet trolling, jpeg folders, meme backlash, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme fatigue, meme marketing, meme recycling, meme saturation, meme spam, meme trends, memes, Minecraft, online advertising, outdated content, paid shills, post-2016 memes, smp, social media manipulation, stale, stale memes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Lost No Nut November Minecraft Server

challenge, Defeat, desire, Disappointment, discipline, Failure, Lost, Lust, Minecraft, no nut november, November, nut, regret, self-control, Server, shame, Struggle, Submission, Surrender, temptation, Weakness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll never be as lit as our community! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.

But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Punishing Gray Raven General – Witch Bianca Edition

Aeon Reforged, Android, Beginner’s Guides, Bianca, Characters Database, current events, Edition, epitaph, friendlist, general, Gray, Guilds, Ios, Limited Rate-up Banner, Minecraft, OP pastebin, PC, pgr, PUNISHING, punishing gray raven, Raven, Recommended Builds, Resources, S Watanabe, smp, Trailer, useful links, witch, Witch Bianca, Witch Nanami

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	410804
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Emeralds Found:	7553	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9559	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

LunarLands Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Lazy, LunarLands, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

The owner of the “LunarLands” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Bleach TYBW Minecraft Server

animation supervisor, Anime, Bleach, chief animation director, Director, episode 32, Kumiko Horikoshi, Kumiko Takayanagi, Mari Tominaga, Masaki Hiramatsu, Minecraft, preview, screenplay, Seiki Huang, Server, Shinichiro Ueda, Staff, Storyboard, The Holy Newborn, Tomoko Hayashi, TYBW

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our staff is made up of legendary figures in the gaming world, including a screenplay writer who once defeated a creeper with just a wooden sword, a storyboard artist who can build a castle in under 5 minutes, and a director who can tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a stare.

Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!