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VentCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with kinky Quebecers, autists, and super nasty gay players! We have so much fun that even random encounters on /soc/ can’t compare. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have, like trying to fix someone’s phone through the power of Minecraft. So come join us and see what outrageous stories you’ll be a part of next!

BlockyBoobies: Genomic Fun & Treatment

Biomarkers, BlockyBoobies, breast cancer research, clinical trials, definitions, evolving concepts, Fun, gene expression, Genomic, genomic insights, HER2-low breast cancer, hormone receptor status, Molecular profiling, oncogene mutations, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Targeted therapy, therapeutic strategies, Treatment, treatment paradigms, tumor heterogeneity, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor suppressor genes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? r u tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? well have i got the server for u! come join us on the most epic, mind-blowing, jaw-dropping minecraft server out there! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft player who was lost in a sea of boring servers. they were tired of the same old same old, until they stumbled upon our server. from the moment they logged on, they were greeted by flying pigs, dancing zombies, and a rainbow of llamas. they knew they had found their minecraft home.

our server is like no other, with crazy minigames, epic quests, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. u can build ur dream castle, battle dragons, or even ride a unicorn into battle (yes, u read that right, a unicorn).

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright awesome minecraft server around. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night? yeah, it’s lit.

What is the IP for Viva La Dirt League Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Viva La Dirt League is a popular YouTube channel and comedy group known for their gaming parodies, skits, and music videos. Founded in 2011 by three friends from New Zealand, the group has amassed a dedicated following of over 3 million subscribers. Their videos often humorously depict the trials and tribulations of gamers in a variety of popular video games, including League of Legends, PUBG, and World of Warcraft. Viva La Dirt League has gained recognition in the gaming community for their creative content and witty humor, and continues to entertain fans with their unique brand of comedy.

Rain World Minecraft server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2495
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	297786

What is the player’s fate?

Kill or be killed.

Eat or be eaten.

When the old world died, a new ecosystem emerged.

A world where even rain can kill.

Everyone is fighting for their survival.

Lost fragments of the past. Ancient ruins swallowed up by water. Why does the cycle repeat? What awaits those who violate it?

Vanilla Minecraft server, where there is no place for privates and donations. Here every decision can be the last.The endless cycle of life and death will return you every time, in search of hope.

To survive, you will have to submit to the rhythm of the new world:

– Sleep to start a new cycle or avoid the next one.

– Look for shelter in mines or under thick roofs to avoid being washed away by the rain.

Are you ready to take on the challenge?

57.129.13.63:30312

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, Custom, ELITE 4, Exclusive Gyms, Friendly, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, pixelmon modpack, Player Gym system, RANK, server ip, Silvermons

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Silvermons Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Overview:

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does the server have?	The server has exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and Champion’s Gauntlet. It also has Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, and Fun Events.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: play.silvermons.com

Elderly Dreams Server 1.20.4

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest fantasies come to life!

Build your own retirement home and roleplay as a sassy nurse giving out questionable medical advice!

Forget about reality as you dive into a world where anything is possible, even if it involves old lady shenanigans!

Don’t miss out on the chance to let your imagination run wild in a place where the only limit is your own twisted mind!

Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

BdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of your mother-in-law playing favorites with your step-cousins on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where all players are treated equally, regardless of family ties! We celebrate birthdays with epic virtual parties and shower everyone with gifts, no matter their background. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a community where everyone is valued, especially your respectful and polite sons. Join now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

CraftyCoin SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your life, like seriously. So, I was mining for diamonds one day and I found this secret chest full of emeralds, and then I was like, “I should totally join this SMP and become the richest player ever!” And guess what? I did! Now I own like, a million diamond blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. It’s lit, fam. Join now or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life, trust me. #bestdecisionever #minecraftsmpgoals #diamondsfordays 🤣🔥💎

ElonCraft: No Salutes Allowed!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Have you heard about that time Elon Musk accidentally did the Nazi Salute live on TV? Yeah, it was wild. But don’t worry, on our Minecraft server, we promise there will be no Nazi Salutes, only epic builds and hilarious adventures. Join us and escape the drama of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that Elon Musk himself plays on our server to unwind after a long day of launching rockets. So come join us and see if you can outbuild the billionaire tech mogul!

EduCraft2035: Build a Strong Nation!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a ‘strong education nation’ just like china but with more blocky fun! learn how to mine diamonds like a pro and craft enchanted books to become the smartest player in the game!

we have virtual classrooms where you can learn redstone engineering and potion brewing, all while fighting off zombie teachers and skeleton students!

join now and be part of the most educational and chaotic minecraft server out there! who needs real school when you can learn everything you need to know in our pixelated world? let’s build a strong education nation together, one block at a time!

Base 10 Block Party

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

so, like, come join dis amazin’ minecraft server where we count in base 10 cuz dat’s da only way to count, ya know? like, if u try to count in base 9 or base 11, u gonna get kicked out faster den a creeper blowin’ up ur house!

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player found a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese! yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE! and dere was giant mice runnin’ around eatin’ all da blocks, it was wild, man.

anudder time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster dat went straight to da moon! yep, u could ride a minecart all da way up dere and see da earth from space, it was like bein’ in a sci-fi movie or somethin’.

so, if u wanna have a blast and experience some truly wacky adventures, come join dis base 10 countin’, cheese dimension explorin’, moon rollercoaster buildin’ minecraft server! u won’t regret it, trust me.