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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 695 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.