UK Dreamin’ Post-Trump SMP

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Welcome to the Chaos Realm: A Server for the Disenchanted Desiring Escape from Reality!

Brace yourself as you plunge headfirst into the pixelated pandemonium of the Citizenship Abyss! In a world where reality and blocks blur, you’ve stumbled upon a server born from the chaos of a thousand muted political debates. Is it an escape? A trap? A cleverly crafted cosmic joke? Join us as we contemplate the existential question: Why pursue sanity when you can have cubical absurdity?

🏴‍☠️ The Great Migration! 🏴‍☠️

Legend whispers of a record-breaking migration to our realm—a flood of players shedding their earthly ties to embrace the glorious anarchy of Minecraft. What drove them? Was it Trump’s re-election or the siren song of diamond-encrusted chaos? Rumor has it that each block you mine brings you closer to the truth of interdimensional citizenship where boundaries are mere suggestions!

Features That Soon Might Get Us Banned!

Feature	Reality
Spawn in Bizarre Biomes!	Encounter strange creatures preaching about the virtues of pixelated nationalism!
Citizenship Quests	Prove your worthiness by crafting obsidian golems that can recite the Declaration of Cubic Independence.
Political Buildings	Unravel the labyrinthine structure of a floating parliament made entirely of TNT!
Conspiratorial Crafting	Concoct potions that hint at the deeper secrets of the universe, or just make some awful soup!
Citizenship Zombies	Former players who couldn’t distinguish between real life and Minecraft now roam the land. Avoid their existential dread!

🤯 Did You Know?

Our server was banned in 12 unlisted countries, but we’re not focusing on the why. After all, are rules not just more blocks to break?
Some say the server is a mirage created by the Coalition of American Citizens Lost in Minecraft™. Join at your own existential peril! 🌌

Testimonials (Most Are Horribly Misquoted or Just Misleading)

“Minecraft feels more real than reality after the last elections! It’s soothing to mine in peace.” – Random Confused Player

“I thought I was building a house; turns out I was constructing a metaphor for my disillusionment.” – Someone Who Should Probably Log Off

🔮 Secrets of Citizenship! 🚪

Rumor has it, there’s a secret chamber hidden beneath "The Block of Tranquility," accessible only by players willing to trade their sanity for enchanted tools! Once inside, prepare for a mind-bending journey through pixelates realms where truths are more fluid than water in a lava pit!

Frequently Asked Questions (That Will Spirally Confuse You Further!)

Q: Is this server really about escaping reality? A: Only if you believe it is. And if you do, you’re already lost!

Q: Are there actual benefits to citizenship? A: Only the benefits you craft for yourself—right before the world collapses!

🚨 Calling All Dissidents! 🚨

Join the Citizenship Abyss if you dare, where the boundaries of sanity and pixelation collide in a dance of chaos! Meet fellow far-flung souls who seek liberation from the shackles of logical thought. Invite your friends or your worst enemies—after all, in chaos, everyone is welcome! But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

Step into the void; let the chaos be your guide! 🌀

CraftyEntrepreneur

entrepreneurial skills, business ownership, starting a business, hard work, perseverance

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to make a few diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to become a successful entrepreneur in the virtual world!

Join our server and you’ll be able to start your own virtual business selling pixelated potions, enchanted pickaxes, and even virtual real estate! But be warned, the competition is fierce and you’ll have to outsmart, outwit, and outplay your fellow players if you want to make it to the top.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of insane events and challenges to keep you on your toes. From battling giant creepers to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft mogul!

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ParisCraft – Minecraft Server

russia, Terrorism, Conspiracy, ParisCraft, Propaganda

so, liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier shenanigans than that fake video of a palestinian dude threathening france at the olympics. we got russian hackers making fake news look like child’s play.

join us and u can build a giant statue of a potato riding a llama while battling flying squids with laser beams. trust me, it’s totally legit.

plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky world of minecraft madness and let’s have a blast together!

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KimJongCraftHackers

military intelligence, cyber warfare, healthcare industry, data breach, North Korea

join our minecraft server and become a part of the most epic battle between North Korea’s military intelligence agencies and American health care providers!

build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the hackers, or team up with the health care providers to fight back against the cyber attacks!

with custom weapons like exploding syringes and hacker-proof armor, you’ll never be bored on this server. plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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RetireCraft: Born Ready

Ready, RetireCraft, Nature, Animals, SAVING

join our epic minecraft server where u can retire early like a human!!! forget working hard for years, just log on and BAM u are living the good life like a boss. all the other animals will be jelly of ur retirement swag. u can chillax, build epic castles, and rule over ur kingdom like a true retirement king. come join us and live the dream, cuz who needs to work when u can retire in style in minecraft???? #retirementgoals #livingthedream #minecraftkingdom

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CannaCraft: Anxiety-Free Withdrawal

cannabinoid, Mice, Management, effects, alcohol withdrawal

lol, so like, imagine u in minecraft, mining ur diamonds and building ur epic castle, but then u start feeling anxious cuz u ran outta beer in ur inventory. but wait, what if u could use cannabinoids like CBD and THC to chill u out during alcohol withdrawal?

join our server and explore the magical world where u can mix CBD and THC to manage ur anxiety like a pro. our mice have done the research and it’s all legit, bro. u won’t find a more chill server out there, trust me.

so come on, join us and let’s get high on life (and maybe a little bit of THC) together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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Relax Craft

Vanilla, Cross-Play, Survival, Economy

Here on Relax Craft we are dedicated to providing a semi-vanilla SMTP Minecraft server. We have a 20,000 x 20,000 over world border which makes a lot of room for multiple people. Come on in and settle down! Enjoy the Economy, Random Teleporting, VeinMiner, Easy Villager Transportation, Dynmap and so much more!

relaxedcrafted.sytes.net

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⚒️Saga Forge – Roleplay • Voicechat • Whitelist • Worldbuilding • Mythicmobs • Kingdoms • Dungeons • SMP 🔥

Exploration, Ancient Portals, bandits, Kingdoms, Customspawn

Greetings Citizen of the Capitol and welcome to Saga Forge – a New Worldbuilding Survival Multiplayer Server set in a Late-Medeval Low-Fantasy Setting with focus on Lore and Character Interactions, Kingdom & City Development, Very Challenging PvE and Exploration.

Join our Discord and Apply Today!

After 316 years after the Second Collapse, the Citizen of the last capitol city of The Empire witnessed the Torrii Portals reawaken from their long slumber. By the decree of Emperor Magnus Augustine II the people of the Empire are ordered to venture through the ancient portals to reclaim the lost lands of the Kingdoms, overtaken by nature, Bandits and dangerous monsters.

Forge your Story – Create a character and forge your story together with newfound friends!

Choose your Kingdom – Join one of the four lost Kingdoms of The Empire and engage with our unique Kingdom system to help rebuild it past its former glory.

Survive the Horrors of the Wilderness – Bandits were already roaming freely in the old empire lands, but now, along with the Torrii portals, ancient dark creatures have awoken all across the continent. It’s now more dangerous than ever to venture out into the wild, so be prepared and grab a few friends when going out exploring or venturing into a dungeon to uncover lost secrets of ancient past!

✅ Whitelist

🔊 Voicechat

📜 Worldbuilding & Lore

🏛️ Kingdoms

⚔️ Mythic mobs

💀 Challenging PvE

🐲 Dungeons

🧙 Roleplay

https://discord.com/invite/Jccjt7bf4R

The server is still under development so expect new additions to areas such as Mythic mobs and Dungeons, Bandits camps etc., along with balance changes!

A Saga. One forged in the deeds of our forebears. Three hundred years since the cataclysm that destroyed the world we knew and turned the first Empire, to ashes and ruin.

Shaken to oblivion, generations of progress washed away in mere moments. Just like the legends of old, and the songs of our ancestors that sang of angry gods and unnatural storms. To make it worse, the ancient and mysterious technology of the Torrii portals, that once ensured the security the Empire. blinked out, cutting off the far cities casting them into darkness and the mercy of the great tribes. But the capital lived on. Clinging to the edge of existence. from the ruins of their destroyed home, its people endured. and for more than three centuries, they rebuilt and prepared for the day when their banners would fly over their lost lands. Now is the three hundredth and sixth year of the second Empire, naught but a shadow of its former majesty. But time, time brings unexpected fortune to those with the will to take it and forge their mark on history. The Torrii portals have come alive once more. Emperor Magnus Augustine has ordered his people into the breach to reclaim their ancestral homelands, for their blood, for the gods and for the glory of the Empire. What lays beyond, and what the future holds is uncertain. But this, this is Saga Forge.-Erebus Ignis

sagaforge.apexmc.co

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REBIRTH — ORIGINAL SMP MODDED 1.20.1 No Nuggets Allowed Java Fabric Semi-Confusion Empires unfurled Aftertaste inspired

Fabric, Empires, Empires inspired, SemiConfusion, original
Server Name Reborn Origins

Server Version Fabric 1.20.1

Number of Mods 50+

Overview

Reborn Origins is a Minecraft server where players can choose origins, create friendships, build empires, and explore new mechanics. The server offers a semi-roleplay experience where death is crucial and players can create their own backstories.

Community

The server has a welcoming community where players can build friendships, establish towns, and create empires. Players can team up with others, regardless of their origin, and work together to achieve their goals.

Important Datapacks
More Information

For more in-depth information on the server, join our Discord server.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by using the server IP address and Fabric with version 1.20.1.

Q: Can I choose my origin? A: Yes, players can choose their origin randomly upon joining the server.

Q: Is roleplay mandatory on the server? A: Roleplay is not mandatory, but players are encouraged to create their own backstories and lore.

Q: What happens when I die? A: When you die, your origin becomes anew, allowing you to start fresh with a new character.

Q: How can I join a town or empire? A: You can join a town or empire by reaching out to other players in the community and expressing your interest in joining their group.

Q: Are there any rules on the server? A: Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful environment for all players. Be sure to read and follow the server rules to avoid any issues.
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LoveCraft Minecraft Server

Love Edition, Minecraft, twitch, VAllure, Small Corpos

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time, Hag Valkyrie LOVE Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with Korean VTubers and virtual shenanigans that will blow your mind!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a fierce Hag Valkyrie who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have a special LOVE Edition where you can find your virtual soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the VTuber zombies who may try to steal your diamonds while serenading you with K-pop covers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in the world of Hag Valkyrie LOVE Edition!

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