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PleasureCraft

guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure drinks, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure habits, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure indulgences, guilty pleasure luxuries, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure pastimes, guilty pleasure pleasures, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure songs, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, guilty pleasure vices, indulgence, PleasureCraft, secret pleasure

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!

MbappéCraft: Vote Against Extremists!

“Youth, activism, Campaign, Civic Duty, Democracy, democracy in action, election, ENGAGEMENT, extremists, France, France election, mbappe, MbappéCraft, political awareness, political participation, political responsibility, Politics, Presidential election, Vote, Voting, young voters

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	269
Dimension Hops:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mbappé as our spokesperson urging all the youth to vote against the ‘extremists’ aka creepers and zombies! we have a campaign kicking off to save our blocky world from destruction! build, mine, and vote for a better minecraft future with us! plus, mbappé might even teach you some sick soccer moves in-game! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

TouchCraft: The Sensory Server

biology, Haptic, human body, nervous system, neuroscience, Particle, Perception, physical contact, Sensation, Senses, Sensory, sensory experience, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, somatosensory, stimuli, tactile, Touch, TouchCraft, variation, WAVE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Items Found:	6871	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got all kinds of touchy feely stuff goin on. like, ya gotta touch stuff to see stuff or hear stuff or smell stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of sensory experience, man.

join us if ya wanna feel the vibrations of the block beneath your feet, or if ya wanna reach out and touch the pixels of a beautiful sunset. it’s like, sensory overload in the best way possible.

we even have a special touchy feely quest where ya gotta touch every single block in the game to unlock the ultimate power of touch. it’s like, a spiritual journey through the world of minecraft.

so come on down and join us on this touchy feely adventure. who needs sight or sound or smell when ya got the power of touch, amirite?

WarburgCraft – HepatoWarz

Biomarkers, Cancer Biology, Cancer Metabolism, cancer research, Cancer Therapeutics, cancer treatment, Cell Proliferation, Cellular Respiration, Glycolysis, Hepatocellular Carcinoma, HepatoWarz, Liver Cancer, Metabolic Reprogramming, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, oncology, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Tumor Metabolism, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression, Warburg Effect, WarburgCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crops Grown:	1702	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Emeralds Found:	5121
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. Like, imagine fighting a dragon while riding a pig with a diamond sword in hand. It’s like, totally bonkers, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll unlock the secrets of the Warburg Effect in Hepatocellular Carcinoma. Yeah, that’s right. You’ll be curing cancer while building a castle made out of rainbow blocks. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FredBobbersSMP

Brewery, Claim Plugin, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Faction, Factions, Nations, Plugins, quality of life, Slimefun, Towns

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	4974	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to FredBobbersSMP! This server has a Earth based map with a claim plugin (lands) that allows you to create towns and nations!

We are constantly adding quality of life and game breaking plugins!

Dynmap: PMCd629222cacea6cf7c0aab186124ab8ae

Discord: discord.gg/nmavmfqUvV

FredBobbers.mcserver.us

Wolfy Drops Minecraft Server

DROPS, FANTASY, fantasy world, frenzy flame, Legends, Liurnia, lore reason, magical creatures, Minecraft, Mysterious, mysterious origins, mystical beings, Mythical, otherworldly manifestations, Phenomenon, random tower, Server, stormveil castle, strange events, Supernatural, Teleportation, unexplained, Wolfy, Wolves

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	1510	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Divine Spears Created:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy lore and wacky surprises that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and witness the phenomenon of wolves dropping out of thin air around Stormveil Castle. Maybe they’re secret agents sent by the Ender Dragon to spy on us, who knows! And don’t even get us started on the frenzy flame just casually hanging out in Liurnia above a random tower. Is it a lost fire spirit looking for its way home, or just a pyromaniac with a flair for the dramatic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you laughing until your sides hurt, come join us! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

TheBlockBros Minecraft Server

aew, Based, cord, cringe, debut, long tail tags, members, Minecraft, sciences, Server, Stable, TheBlockBros, true story, tummy, wrestling, wwe, yummy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2257	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old wrestling stables with only 3 members? Come join our Minecraft server where we have stables with 10 members each! That’s right, you can create your own epic wrestling stable with all your friends and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Yummy Wummy mob, which drops delicious treats for you to feast on. Just watch out for the Cringe mob, they’ll try to steal your snacks and ruin your day.

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, from epic wrestling battles to tasty treats and mischievous mobs. It’s a true story that you won’t want to miss out on!

MadHusbandRevenge Minecraft Server

addiction struggles, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional processing, emotional reactions, Empathy, family dynamics, forgiveness, MadHusbandRevenge, mental health awareness, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relapse, relationship challenges, self-care, Server, substance abuse education, substance abuse recovery, support system, trust building, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Villages Defended:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your worries behind, just like how this player’s husband left his vanilla extract worries behind by adding water to cover up his relapse.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without any substance abuse issues getting in the way. And if you ever feel overwhelmed like this player, just take a drive around our virtual world for some alone time.

Join now and experience a drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember, no vanilla extract allowed in-game – we like to keep things pure and drama-free!

CraftyRichFamDrama

401k, budgeting, CraftyRichFamDrama, DEBT, Expenses, family, finances, Financial Stability, Guilt, Help, in-laws, loans, MONEY, parents, predatory loan, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, savings account, Siblings, Support, wealth

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ores Mined:	1257
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
New Chunks Explored:	821163	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your financially irresponsible family? Look no further! Join our server and leave the real world behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to success.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister asking for a loan to pay off her overdue car payments, or your in-laws falling behind on their mortgage. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house and driving your virtual Boxster around town.

With $82k in savings and $250k in your virtual 401k, you’ll be the envy of all your virtual neighbors. And the best part? You won’t have to worry about anyone mooching off of you or moving into your virtual house.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a new BMW X5 when you can drive a virtual Boxster? Let’s craft away the stress and build a better future, one block at a time!

LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

Allowed, Beans, Canned, Cooking, dietary restrictions, Food, Healthy Eating, homemade, lard, LardCraft, meat-free, meatless, mexican cuisine, mexican food, Plant-Based, protein source, Refried beans, side dish, Traditional, Vegetarian, vegetarian diet, vegetarian-friendly

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.