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Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	263873	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Ascension-Network

Adventure, Arenas, Ascension-Network, BUILD, Community, competitive combat, cracked players allowed, creativity, Dedicated Staff, Discord, game modes, Gameplay experience, KitPvP, Minecraft, Peaceful, Player Base, Regular Events, server ip, Skyblock, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to Ascension-Network, a Minecraft server that offers an extraordinary gameplay experience for players of all styles and skill levels! With a carefully curated selection of game modes, our network aims to deliver thrilling adventures and endless opportunities for creativity. Whether you’re seeking a peaceful place to build, competitive combat arenas, or a mix of both, we’ve got you covered. CRACKED PLAYERS ALLOWED!

Join our growing community today and discover the world of Ascension-Network! With dedicated staff, regular events, and a welcoming player base, there’s no better place to enjoy your Minecraft journey. Server IP: Ascension-Network.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SCrGyPuexr

Come for the adventure, stay for the community!

Ascension-Network.com

🎄 GLORY MINE | 1.20 – 1.21 ❤️ Minecraft server Minecraft server

1.20, 1.21, Clans, Economy, Friends, GLORY MINE, Minecraft, No Dupe, Server, Weddings

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

On the server you will find many interesting opportunities, such as: – clans (you can create or join any clan and even start a war between clans) – weddings (find your soulmate and live with her) – friends (you can find on the server friend and do all things together) – no dupe (on our server there is an absolutely fair game and only strong and persistent people reach the top) – economy (you can earn money, buy and even sell items) – and much more awaits you on our server! Just come in and play 🙂

45.66.228.106:19132

Yandere Yearning Minecraft Server

Attention, BPD, Demon, emotional, Empathy, feelings, fl, Manga, manga characters, manga readers, mental health, Minecraft, Ml, personality disorders, relatability, Relate, relationships, Server, Sympathy, Understanding, yandere, yearning

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Star Shards Collected:	196	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ML yandere characters who are yearning for the attention of the FL (that’s right, the Female Lead). Join them on their quest for love and watch as they navigate the treacherous waters of virtual romance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, it’s totally normal to relate to BPD (Block Placing Disorder). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

2017, border control, Canada, Canadian regulations, Cathartic, denied, denied access, denied entry, due, entry, entry denial, health concerns, health problems, immigration, joint pain, Medical, medical history, medical inadmissibility, medical issues, Minecraft, past injuries, smp, Teen, travel restrictions, travel woes, watching Canada

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Emeralds Found:	1484	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Are you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!

Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.

So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

pvp titans

Anarchy, Battles, Clan, Community, Discord, donation, Friends, growth, instagram, Intense battles, Ip:, Minecraft, PvP, Server, skill, Survival, Survival Games, Throne, tiktok, titans, top kills, Vanilla, VIP packages

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

pvptitans.minehost.pro

Waifu Wednesday Minecraft Server

Affection, Anime, Bond, Clammy, Connection, devotion, emotion, feeling, hand in yours, holding hands, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, Never forget, Otaku, Partnership, relationship, Romantic, Server, Trust, waifu, Wednesday

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	205
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like a Wednesday and the waifus are always by your side. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance with your favorite pixelated waifu.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the waifus’ hands are always warm and never clammy? That’s right, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about sweaty palms ruining your gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Waifu, a rare and powerful creature who will grant you wishes in exchange for the finest diamonds. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Just ask the Diamond Waifu, and your dreams will come true.

So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find true love with a waifu who will never let go of your hand, no matter how many creepers try to ruin your day.

Kawaii Minecraft SMP – /pkg/ Production General

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, EONIA, Felynne deRouge, general, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, lonlidoods, Lua Asuka, Meimi, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, phase connect, Pillow, Pixelink, pkg, production, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Shee Icho, smp, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Imagine this: our first live concert was so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to mosh in the front row. And don’t even get me started on our second live concert – we had creepers breakdancing and skeletons beatboxing. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our talented players are like virtual rockstars. We’ve got EONIA shredding on guitar, Charlotte Suzu belting out tunes, and Nene Amano dropping sick beats. It’s like a virtual Coachella, but with more diamond swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got kawaii Friends like Phase Connect, Reverie, and Tsunderia joining in on the fun. It’s a virtual party that never ends!

So come on, join us in this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Don’t miss out on the madness – it’s gonna be a blocky blast!

Netherite Network

age-friendly, AmethystNetwork.net, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, gaming experience, Gens, Hub, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, Netherite Network, Network, PG environment, Prison, Professional staff, Saturday events, server ip, smp, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

========== Netherite Network ========== our goal for the Netherite network is to create a place for everyone of all ages to be able to play in a safe and PG environment We offer many game servers such as Mini-Games which we host every Saturday Creative Survival Gens KitPVP and a Hub where players can connect and show off their cosmetics and more We want to provide the best gaming experience possible with amazing professional staff who want to help the community Server IP: AmethystNetwork.net The Amethyst Network is a Minecraft server Network with gamemodes like SMP Gens Mini-Games KitPVP and More

66.165.236.178:50009

Source of Fun Minecraft Server

Assistance, Community, Curious, discovery, forum, Fun, Help, INFORMATION, inquiry, internet, investigation, knowledge, Minecraft, Mystery, Origin, query, question.., research, seeking, Server, source, source identification, unknown

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	216
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	4919	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil bunnies, all while wearing a top hat made of enchanted cheese? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!