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Lesbian Straightening Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awesome, Communication, compassion, Confidence, empowerment, Identity, Lesbian, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, misconceptions, Open-mindedness, relationship, Self Discovery, Server, set, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Straight.., Straightening, Support, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was so skilled at building, they could turn a dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of their wrist. And get this – they were so charming, they could even set a lesbian straight! That’s right, folks, on this server, anything is possible. Join us and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to turning diamonds into chocolate! Just kidding, but seriously, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Masses Minecraft SMP Generals

Army, AUTHORITY, battle, command, Conflict, coordination, discipline, Gathered, Generals, Hierarchy, leadership, Masses, Military, Minecraft, mobilization, organization, smp, soldiers, strategy, Troops, Unity, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2856	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the generals gather in their masses for some epic PvP battles and crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to ride into battle on a pig while throwing exploding chickens at your enemies. Or maybe you prefer to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama vs player showdown?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

The Shiori Novella Minecraft Server

chapter 5, Characters, Continuation, Fiction, Life, Literature, Microcosm, microcosm of life, Minecraft, novella, Page 1171, part 2, plot twist, Sequel, Server, shared, shared soup pot, Shiori, soup pot, Story, The Shiori Novella

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Towns Built:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main activity is sharing a giant soup pot with other players! It’s like a culinary social experiment where you never know what kind of soup you’ll end up with. Will it be a delicious gourmet masterpiece or a disgusting concoction that will make you question your life choices? Join now to find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who have formed their own civilization. They have their own potato king, potato laws, and even potato currency. Will you befriend the potato people or join forces with the rebellious carrot faction trying to overthrow the potato monarchy? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese houses, cheese trees, even cheese animals. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat everything in sight?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a soup-tastic, potato-filled, cheese-tastic adventure like no other!

”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”

180k, altcoins, alts, btc, coping mechanisms, cryptocurrency, depression, Despair, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, financial decisions, financial loss, hodl, Investment, market volatility, mental health, Minecraft, missed opportunity, regret, seeking help, self harm, smp, SOLD, SUICIDE, Trading

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mines Excavated:	1848	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of making bad financial decisions in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be losing is virtual diamonds!

Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?

Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!

Minekampf Minecraft server

administration, Ban, Bypass.., Cheats, Discord, insult, Minecraft, Minekampf, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Votes:	3489
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Cheats – banInsult to the administration – yesBypass on discord – yes too

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Cute Girls Minecraft Server

adorable girls, cute, cute anime characters, cute anime girls, Cute Characters, cute female characters, cute female game characters, Cute female video game characters, cute game characters, cute girl characters, cute girl protagonists, cute girl video game characters, Cute girls, cute girls in games, cute girls in gaming, cute girls in video games, cute video game characters, cute video game girls, Female Protagonists, Gaming, Girls, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Towns Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no cute girls in sight? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated babes just waiting to team up with you! From the fierce warrior princess to the sassy sorceress, there’s a girl for every type of player. Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where the real treasure is finding your pixel-perfect match!

Boston Legal Minecraft SMP

Boston, Boston Legal, courtroom drama, David E. Kelley, discussion, Forgotten, james spader, Legacy, Legal, legal drama, mention, Minecraft, Overlooked, overlooked shows, pop culture, smp, Talk, television, television critics., television history., Television series, tv show, Underrated, william shatner

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! This server is so underground, even the creepers haven’t heard of it. But don’t worry, we’re here to spill the tea on why you NEED to join this server ASAP.

First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.

So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

Campaign, candidates, DEMOCRATIC, demographics, election, electoral college, Flip, grassroots, Minecraft, mobilization, nj, NY, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, policies, Politics, red, REPUBLICAN, Server, strategy, swing states, Voting

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

Anime, blanc, BunnyHop, Chino Kafuu, Chiyo Kurihara, favorite characters, Haru, Kaguya Houraisan, Karin, Kureha Tsubaki, LUNA, Manga, Minecraft, Mokona Modoki, Papi, puck, rabbit characters, rabbit house, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Ryo-Ohki, Shiro Usagi, smp, Tippy, Usagi Tsukino, yoshino

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9803
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	48	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

/Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

age, Big Elf C*ck, bioware, chuds, cute, DA Tapestry, dag, Davrin, dragon age, Dragon Age General, Dragon Age Writer, Dragon Age: Veilguard, Dragon.., FANTASY, general, goty, Husband Edition, Lucanis, Minecraft, player count, romance guide, RPG, Seething, Server, Veilguard, Veilguard husbando poll, Veilguard Official Launch Trailer, video game, wikia

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!