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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4045 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
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