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Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ores Mined:	3584
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1823
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

CraftyNoobz

buzzworthy, celebrity culture, CraftyNoobz, current events, fad, gen z, hype, influencers, Internet Sensation, Mainstream, media frenzy, millennial, misunderstood, Overrated, pop culture, popular opinion, social media, trending topics, trends, viral, youth culture

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Animals Bred:	110
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Star Shards Collected:	56	Meteorites Collected:	0

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

212.47.66.89

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

51.222.118.19

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	223
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

Character, Cryptic, cryptic message, Curiosity, Enigma, enigmatic figure, enigmatic remark, Ernest, ErnestWho, mysterious individual, mysterious person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexing question, puzzling, puzzling mystery, puzzling statement, Quote, smp, speculation, TheMinecraft, unknown

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	2100

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Dragon Eggs Found:	6483
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crops Grown:	2438

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Farms Harvested:	343	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!