8/29 Update Minecraft Servers

8/29 Update Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

    Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 7887
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Animals Bred: 153
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 New Chunks Explored: 362206
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

    But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VenezuelaBallotMadness

    VenezuelaBallotMadness
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 9031
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL this server is like if Venezuela and Brazil had a baby and it was a Minecraft server! Join now for the chance to see Maduro release all the ballot records in the most epic way possible. Will he do it by riding a llama into battle? Or maybe he’ll summon a giant chicken to do his bidding? Who knows, but it’s gonna be LIT! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden in the server that will make you richer than a diamond pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Endless MC: Where Vanilla is so Semi, it’s practically French Vanilla SMP

    Endless MC: Where Vanilla is so Semi, it’s practically French Vanilla SMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 5712
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Java or Bedrock Java 1.21
    Realm/Server/World Server
    Max Number of Players 100 – 200
    Length of Game No wipe
    Gametype Survival
    Language English

    If you’re interested, come check it out on discord.gg/pEmhCPmt9j

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? To join the server, you must first be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and request to be whitelisted by an admin.
    How often does the server reset? This server is a “no wipe” server, meaning it will not reset. Your progress is safe.
    Is griefing allowed? Griefing is not allowed on this server. Respect other players and their creations.
    What version of Minecraft do I need to play? You will need Minecraft Java Edition version 1.21 to join the server.
    Are mods allowed on the server? Mods that provide an unfair advantage or disrupt the gameplay experience for others are not allowed. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server

    Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 8737
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ores Mined: 1185
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring movie experiences with no autistic girls yelling out random facts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate multiverse adventure! Our players are so dedicated to the lore that they’ll make you feel like you’re in the movie theater with that enthusiastic girl, except this time, you can actually join in on the fun! Who needs deadpool versions when you can create your own wacky characters and storylines in our server? Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BauCraft SMP – Baubau’s Wacky Adventures

    BauCraft SMP – Baubau’s Wacky Adventures
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 1250
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic, and downright hilarious place to be!

    Join us for our Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant cake structures, hosting explosive firework shows, and battling it out in epic PvP tournaments!

    But that’s not all! Our streamers are so entertaining, you’ll be laughing your blocks off! From karaoke nights to Twitter spaces shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And don’t even get me started on the merch! Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server

    CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 8199
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and exploring – without any snide remarks or passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially after dealing with demanding full-time jobs and exhausting travel. Plus, our virtual massages are top-notch!

    So why spend your weekend driving back and forth to the hospital when you can join us for some epic Minecraft fun? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of blocky bliss. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepSis Shenanigans: AITA Edition

    StepSis Shenanigans: AITA Edition
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 1663
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Zombie Dances: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with evil stepsisters straight out of a fairy tale? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream world without any mean stepsisters stealing your food or mocking you. Plus, our family therapy sessions are optional and consist of fun mini-games instead of boring conversations.

    Embark on high school trips with your virtual friends and never worry about getting bullied or left out again. And if your virtual dad and stepmom need to embarrass someone, they can do it to the virtual stepsisters instead of you. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no AITA moments here, just pure fun and adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FreakyCraft SMP

    FreakyCraft SMP
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 2755
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 276 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2493 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the freakiest thing you’ve ever done is just the beginning.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of creepers come charging at you, wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the mobs have style!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the freakiest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftLifeUpgrade

    MineCraftLifeUpgrade
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 6480
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Runes Activated: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 366
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a 100-day challenge to completely change your life for the better.

    Imagine this: you start off as a lowly block miner, but through hard work and determination, you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Build towering castles, tame wild dragons, and even ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    But beware, the clock is ticking. Will you be able to transform your virtual life in just 100 days? Only the bravest and most dedicated players will succeed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to a better life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GenderFail Minecraft Server

    GenderFail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 612
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 144 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our wacky minecraft server where we have boxing matches between players who failed gender tests at the world championships! watch as they duke it out in the ring, throwing punches and potions at each other. who will come out on top in this epic battle of the sexes? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can bet on the matches and win rare items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FreddyCraft: The Superlano Saga

    FreddyCraft: The Superlano Saga
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 4046
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u gotta mine and craft and stuff in minecraft, right? well, imagine a server where u can mine and craft and also, like, save Venezuela opposition leader Freddy Superlano from being detained! join our server and help free Freddy by building a giant statue of him out of diamonds and emeralds! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! come on, u know u wanna be a hero in minecraft and save Freddy Superlano!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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