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Dungeon Dragons: Minecraft Edition – Where every block is a treasure waiting to be mined!

action, Adventure, BLOCK, capcom, Capcom games, Cooperative gameplay, cooperative gaming, dragon’s Dogma, dragons, Dungeon, dungeon crawler, dungeon exploration, Edition, FANTASY, fantasy world, huge Dungeon Crawling, idiots, Minecraft, Mined, Online Multiplayer, proper Co-op, robbed, role-playing game, RPG, Shitsuno filth, Treasure, video game, Waiting

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old dungeon crawling games? Do you want to slay dragons and monsters with your friends in a hilarious and epic adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride through dungeons filled with treasure, danger, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. And don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% Shitsuno filth-free!

So why wait? Come join us and experience the thrill of Dragon’s Dogma meets Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the lost treasure of the legendary derp dragon!

Spicy Supremacy Mine

activism, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, hate, Identity, Inclusivity, larp, marginalized communities, minority groups, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, Social Issues, societal norms, spics, spicy, Stereotypes, Supremacy, white supremacist, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Votes:	3606	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server where spics larp as white supremacists for the ultimate mind-bending experience.

Ever wanted to see a llama leading a group of creepers in a dance-off? Or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of zombies? Our server is full of wacky adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its holder unlimited power and the ability to turn enemies into friendly sheep. Will you be the one to claim this coveted treasure?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few existential crises along the way. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Pick-a-Block: Where you can mine diamonds and date pixel babes!

Babes, Choice, date, decision, desire, diamonds, dream come true, dream girl, FANTASY, fantasy girl, forbidden fruit, fulfillment, infatuation, Intimacy, longing, Lust, one night stand, Passion, PickaBlock, PIXEL, Pleasure, romantic encounter, seduction, sleeping with girl, temptation, ultimate fantasy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Void Armor Forged:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest dreams, including sleeping with any girl of your choice! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real challenge is choosing just one girl to cozy up with in your virtual bed. Will it be the Ender Queen, the Creeper Cutie, or maybe even the Zombie Princess? The possibilities are endless and the love connections are sure to be explosive. So why wait? Join our server now and start swiping right on your pixelated soulmate!

Trump’s Casino Chaos: Unpaid Contractors, Bankruptcies, & Minecraft Madness

bankruptcies, BANKRUPTCY, business failure, Casino, casinos, Chaos, Contractors, Corruption, DEBT, donald trump, economic collapse, Ethics, Financial Misconduct, financial ruin, Investors, Lawsuits, legal issues, madness, Minecraft, Mismanagement, money troubles, real estate, scandal, Trump Organization, Trumps, Unpaid

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Ever wonder how Donald Trump bankrupted his casinos? Well, on our server, you can reenact the whole thing! Build your own casino, make questionable financial decisions, and leave your virtual contractors unpaid – just like the real deal!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ruin virtual investors, start outrageous rumors, and maybe even build a wall around your virtual property (just for fun, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next virtual billionaire – or bankrupt, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

Blocky Redhead Adventures: Where Minecraft meets fiery locks in a world of pixelated fun!

4chan, Adventures, blocky, cultural background, Curiosity, Diversity, Exploration, family history, fiery, Fun, genetics, heritage, Identity, Interracial Relationships, late dad, Locks, Marriage, meets, Minecraft, mixed race, Obsession, personal history, pixelated, red hair, redhead, redheads, RELATIVES, travel, white woman, world

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Votes:	7843	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of endlessly searching for your long-lost ginger relatives? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to reunite with your redheaded family members and discover the truth behind your mysterious lineage. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with fiery-haired villagers who share your DNA. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to connect with your ginger roots in the most unexpected way possible. Join now and let the adventure begin!

NFTcraft: Where Final Fantasy 17 is just a dream, but griefing is all too real

Blockchain, Collectibles, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital economy, digital ownership, dream, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy 17, Future, Gaming, gaming industry, Griefing, Individual, innovation, NFT Game, NFTcraft, ownership, private person, real, Square Enix, Technology, virtual assets, virtual worlds, web3

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Final Fantasy 17 is not just a game, but an NFT game on the blockchain. That’s right, you can own your very own Chocobo and sell it for millions in the digital marketplace. Square Enix is leading us into the future of gaming, and you can be a part of it on our server. Join now for a chance to battle Sephiroth in a virtual reality showdown and claim your title as the ultimate NFT master!

Pixel Pooh’s PVP Party: Where Spotemgottem debates with Pooh Shiesty on Minecraft politics!

artistic expression, collaboration, creative collaboration, cultural impact, debates, Entertainment, Hip Hop, influence, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music industry dynamics, Partnerships, Party, PIXEL, political implications, Politics, pooh, pooh shiesty, Poohs, popular culture, PvP, Rap Music, SHIESTY, social commentary, societal trends, Spotemgottem, urban music, youth culture

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	266	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the wildest political alliances you’ve ever seen! Picture this: Pooh Shiesty and Spotemgottem teaming up to take over the Minecraft world. Will they create a dictatorship or a democracy? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride! Join now for a chance to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history!

Crafty Souls – Minecraft meets Elden Ring in this epic server for gamers who love both worlds!

473718052, action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, Crafty, Elden, elden ring, Epic, FromSoftware, Gamers, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest patches, love, Main information document, Map, meets, Minecraft, News, patch notes, Previous grace, Ring, RPG, Server, Souls, spreadsheets, total host death, worlds

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the total host death edition! That’s right, the host dies every time you log in, adding a thrilling element of danger to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Elden Ring, because who needs regular Minecraft updates when you can have patches from a completely different game? And our main information document is so top secret, it’s stored in a pasta file. That’s right, a pasta file. You won’t find that level of security anywhere else.

And if you’re looking to plan your character, we have character planners that are so advanced, they’ll plan your character’s entire life for them. Plus, our interactive map will lead you to treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Just make sure you remember the group password, or you might end up in the wrong dimension.

Join us now and experience the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server. Previous grace? More like previous craziness! See you in the game, if you dare.

EnchantedCraft: Where you can mine, build, and summon your inner wizardry!

BELIEF, BUILD, contemplation, Curiosity, EnchantedCraft, Enchantment, existentialism, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, MAGICAL, Metaphysical, Mysticism, Paranormal, pondering, self reflection, skepticism, speculation, spirituality, summon, Supernatural, uncertainty, Wizardry, Wonder

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just plain vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical and supernatural server where anything is possible!

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest while battling evil wizards? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our players have reported experiencing emotions they never knew existed, like the overwhelming joy of finding a diamond or the heart-pounding fear of encountering a creeper.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help guide you on your journey to greatness. Some say they’ve seen mysterious messages written in the sky, directing them to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

awkward, BlockyBros, Chad, consent, Conversations, discrimination, dyke, equality, Ethics, Gender Identity, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, meets, Minecraft, Questionable, rape, rape culture, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, sexual orientation, social norms, Stereotypes, Straight.., Turning, victim blaming

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Star Shards Collected:	197	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of a dyke turning straight and a rapechad taking on the responsibility like a hero! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Come join the chaos and see what other insane adventures await you on our server!