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Bandwidth Boss Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that even YouTube struggles to handle the sheer amount of bandwidth we use. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane reasons why you should join us:

– Our server is home to a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of trolling players. They’ll steal your diamonds, prank your builds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.

– We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the human players and take control of the server.

– Our Nether is a never-ending party zone where the ghasts throw raves and the piglins have a thriving economy based on trading rare items. Just be careful not to get caught in the crossfire of their turf wars.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyClapback Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Astral Projections Made:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	258	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and one-up your friends? Look no further than our server! Just like the boyfriend in this story, you can show off your fancy gadgets and expensive purchases to all the other players.

Join our server and compete to see who can have the most up-to-date techy gadgets and luxurious items. Want to show off your new diamond armor? Well, someone else will have full netherite armor to flex on you with. Upgrade your virtual house to a mansion? Someone else will have a castle.

But beware, just like in real life, these purchases may come at a cost. Will you be able to afford it all or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, barely able to make ends meet but still wanting to one-up everyone else? Join our server now and find out!

SeatSwapSass_MC

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	9161
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about losing your window seat to a kid and their entitled parents ever again! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

On our server, you can build your dream window seat fortress and defend it against any pesky parents trying to steal it from you. We have special power-ups that allow you to summon a herd of angry llamas to chase them away or even turn them into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to befriend. If you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll gain access to exclusive VIP areas and special rewards.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of keeping your window seat safe from entitled parents while embarking on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re selfish for wanting to keep what’s rightfully yours – on our server, you’re the king of your window seat kingdom!

SmashBrosMC SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle all disputes with epic Super Smash Bros battles! That’s right, forget about PvP, it’s all about smashing your opponents off the map with your favorite Nintendo characters.

Join us and find out which Super Smash Bros character you truly are. Are you a fierce warrior like Link, a sneaky trickster like Pikachu, or maybe even a lovable goofball like Kirby? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Smash Bros tournament where the winner gets a real-life golden mushroom trophy! Rumor has it that the last champion, Steve from Minecraft, used his winnings to build a diamond castle in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the smashing begin!

99%Craft: Future Edition

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

Creeper Invasion: Moscow Boom

aerial attack, boom, Conflict, creeper, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, military depot, military strategy, military technology, Moscow, northwest of Moscow, russia, Russian town, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Emeralds Found:	5434	Villages Defended:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian drones be strikin’ military depots in Russian towns?! It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all that jazz! Join us and be part of the action as we build, battle, and blow stuff up like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic showdown!

Crafty Kids Meds Mayhem

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1775	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints, man. like, you can build your own cannabis castle and ride a flying bong to explore the land.

our server is so lit, it’s like a trip to the moon without leaving your computer chair. we have crazy events like the annual “stoned sheep race” where you can ride a sheep while high on virtual weed.

join us if you want to experience a whole new level of minecraft, where everything is 420-friendly and the only limit is your imagination. come get high on creativity and build the dankest creations with us!

ChokeStars Gaming

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to an epic Minecraft experience! Our server is packed with custom MythicMobs, each equipped with unique abilities to challenge your skills. Dive into thrilling PvP battles in our dynamic arenas, test your survival instincts, or explore the limitless potential of Skyblock. Plus, we’ve added guns for even more intense combat action. Whether you’re looking to build, battle, or explore, our server has something for everyone!

102.165.14.81:25687

Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1253
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6332

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!