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Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	246
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	220
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Farms Harvested:	994
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	140
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Items Found:	4722	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	9782	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!