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Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7971
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

BlockyBrainFarts

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Items Found:	2199
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	100	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

EnergeticKidsMC

Accidents, Awareness, Caution, children, emergency room visits, EnergeticKidsMC, Environment, hazards, Injuries, Kids, outdoor activities, Parental Responsibility, Playground, Playtime, potential energy, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, Safety Measures, supervision

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8522
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]

Aqias, Battles, building competition, Claim Land, Commerce, Commercial, continent, Forgotten, Geopolitical, Glory, GRAND, historians, History, join us, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Other, passwords, Projects, Railway, residential, Roleplay, Server, Trade, world-building

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
New Chunks Explored:	104177	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cita_di_Octara
Discord	Join Now
Description	Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can I do in the server?	– Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries
Are there paid ranks and crates?	No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates.
What are ages in the server?	Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed.
How is the server’s performance?	The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.
Where can I find more information?	– Discord – Wiki

MineDuelz Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 8, Banlists, Blue Eyes edition, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, MineDuelz, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things crazy and hilarious! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blue Eyes White Dragon shenanigans and epic duels that will leave you in stitches.

Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!

Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded

Dave Meltzer, professional wrestling, retarded, shoot, SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling analysts, wrestling commentators, wrestling community, wrestling critics, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling insiders, wrestling journalism, wrestling news, wrestling observers, wrestling reviews, wrestling rumors

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mines Excavated:	3460
Crops Grown:	3817	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	New Chunks Explored:	846723
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, boundaries in marriage, Communication, Creepercraft, DISRESPECTFUL, FLIRTING, hitting on me, joking, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, setting boundaries, social situations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, wife’s best friend

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	889811

Are you tired of dealing with awkward love triangles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only love triangles you’ll encounter are between you, your pickaxe, and that shiny diamond ore! No more flirty comments from your wife’s best friend, just friendly banter with fellow gamers who understand the true meaning of boundaries (hint: they involve blocks in the game, not in your personal life).

Join us now and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about sitting on anyone’s lap or stealing anyone for a moment. Our server is a safe space where you can mine, craft, and laugh without feeling uncomfortable or disrespected. And hey, if you ever need to set boundaries with a creeper, we’ve got your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to real-life love triangles and hello to blocky adventures on our server!

RoomieRageCraft

Agony, aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, Defeat, Disrespect, encouragement, exhaustion, friendship, Hiking, hurtful behavior, mountain hike, new friends, Pain, Respect, RoomieRageCraft, roommate conflict, rules, tailbone surgery, weight struggles

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	821
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

So, picture this: a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of living with a crazy roommate like Kayla. On this server, there are no strict rules like no drinking or hanging out with guy friends – in fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a place where you can curse, watch all the sex scenes and violence you want in movies and TV shows, and just let loose without judgment.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!

TV Show Fails Server

bad TV, disappointing TV, Fails, least enjoyable episode, least enjoyable show, least favorite episode, least favorite show, least liked episode, least liked show, Server, Show, Television series, Television Show, terrible episode, TV disappointment, tv episode, TV letdown, TV letdown episode, TV letdowns, TV series, worst episode, worst TV episode, worst TV show

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	670
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster episodes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Forget about the worst episode of any television show, because on our server, every day is a new adventure. Want to participate in a llama fashion show? Done. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? We got you covered.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that on Netflix. Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Attack, BARRAGE, Conflict, Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, Hezbollah attack, idf, IDF officer, IDF soldier, Injuries, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, northern Israel, OFFICER, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even hezbollah wants to join in on the action! our battles are so intense, they reach all the way to northern israel! join us and you might just end up in a real-life war zone, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! our pvp matches are so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re dodging rockets and bullets left and right! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of battle like never before!

DownUnderCraft

australian government, CounterTerrorism, downundercraft, emergency response, homeland security, intelligence agencies, law enforcement, national alert, national defense, national security, probable, public awareness, Public Safety, risk assessment, safety precautions, security measures, security protocols, terror alert, Terrorism, terrorist threats, threat level

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6069
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Oi mate, forget about all that seriousness, come join our Minecraft server instead! The only thing “probable” here is the chance of you having a blast! We’ve got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant cuddly teddy bear. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Australian government raises the cuteness threat level to ‘extreme’!