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OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mines Excavated:	3213	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Secret Passages Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	867
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5421	Mines Excavated:	1764
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	701
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1569	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Votes:	8880	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Crops Grown:	7062	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.