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NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Mines Excavated:	2101
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7572

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ores Mined:	5928	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun

mutuacraft

Backpacks, Custom Mobs, Economy, Lifts, minecraft server, Mutuacraft, night of blood, Protections, psmenu, Shop, Survival Games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to Mutuacraft I hope you enjoy we have backpacks, lifts, come enjoy our server we have custom mobs, psmenu, protections, night of blood, shop, economy and more

mc.mutuacraft.com

Electric Boogaloo Creeper Land: 1.21 Edition – Where mobs go to have a blast! 🎆🤣

bedrock, blast, Boogaloo, Builds, Community, Creative, creeper, Discord, Economy, Edition, Electric, Events, Factions, java, Land, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Server, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Overview
Server Name:	Charged Creeper
Launch Date:	March 2024
Features:	Lite RPG experience Excellent QoL features Voting system Player economy Cross-platform play Informative Discord channel Custom Help menu
Website:	chargedcreeper.com
Discord Channel:	discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u
Java IP:	mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port:	25566

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is the server whitelisted?

No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

2. What special features does the server offer?

The server offers a lite RPG experience, excellent QoL features, a voting system, player economy, cross-platform play, Discord integration, and a custom Help menu.

3. How can I connect to the server?

For Java Edition, use the IP mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock Edition, use port 25566.

4. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules upon joining.

5. How can I earn rewards on the server?

You can earn rewards by participating in voting, completing quests, engaging in PvP, and utilizing the player economy to trade goods.

6. Can I play with friends on different Minecraft versions?

Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser support.

7. Is there a way to communicate with players outside of Minecraft?

Yes, there is a Discord channel where you can chat with other players and stay updated on server events and announcements.

8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

Use the custom Help menu provided on the server to access resources and assistance 24/7. You can also reach out to staff members for support.

9. Are there any special events or activities on the server?

Special events such as Mob Arenas, Dungeons, and Quests are regularly hosted on the server to provide fun and challenging experiences for players.

10. Can I create and manage my own in-game economy?

Yes, players can set up their own shops, trade with others, and establish their own economy within the server.

Stone Age Minecraft Server

age, Anime, best girl, character comparison, chemistry, debate, dr stone, Fandom, favorite character, frequent appearances, Girl Power, H2SO4-chan, HNO3-chan, kawaii human form, Manga, Minecraft, nitric acid, nitric-chan, science fiction, Server, STONE, sulfuric acid, sulfuric-chan

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Endless Night Skies:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	203	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the most important debates of all time – like who is the best girl between H2SO4-chan and HNO3-chan! Join us and witness epic battles between these chemical cuties as they fight for your affection. Sulfuric-chan may have a kawaii human form, but don’t underestimate the fiery passion of nitric-chan! Choose your side wisely and prepare for some explosive fun on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough rare ores, you can unlock a secret date scene with your favorite chemical waifu. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

4chan, Allsync, Archived, archives, Authors, CYOA, cyoag, desuarchive, F.A.Q., interactives, Minecraft, moe, NSFW, random.org, refuge, Refuge Thread, Resources, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, Switcheroos Edition, tg, Thread, Trash

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	9650	Zombie Dances:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Farms Harvested:	155	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a Choose Your Own Adventure book on steroids.

In this server, you’ll find CYOAs that are so mind-bendingly awesome, they couldn’t even be contained in /tg/’s /cyoag. We’re talking about CYOAs that will make you question reality, challenge your creativity, and maybe even make you question your life choices.

But that’s not all! Our archives are filled with both SFW and NSFW CYOAs, so you never know what you’re going to stumble upon. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find mind-blowing interactive experiences.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and make life-altering decisions all in one place? It’s like living in a fantasy world, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Don’t wait, jump in and start your adventure in our Switcheroos Edition Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you?

CraftyMom Minecraft Server

#sociopath, Apology, Behavior, communication problems, condescending, condoning, CraftyMom, cutting off, Daughters, DISRESPECTFUL, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, moody teen, mother-daughter relationship, mouthy, narcissistic ex, parenting, Server, single mother, Struggling, unkind

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Votes:	4122
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful teenagers who think they know everything? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any backtalk from moody teens.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where you are in control. Build your dream home, go on epic adventures, and make new friends who won’t talk down to you like a “complete moron.”

Say goodbye to condescending attitudes and hello to a supportive community of players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?