70MPH Minecraft Servers

70MPH Minecraft Servers

  • KaijuuCraft: Destroy, Build, Repeat!

    KaijuuCraft: Destroy, Build, Repeat!
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 168
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 333 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant Kaijuu no8 stomping through your favorite shounen manga/anime!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling epic monsters and saving the world, just like in your favorite manga/anime. Our server will make you feel like a true hero as you embark on crazy adventures and face off against powerful foes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let Kaijuu no8 clear your path to victory! Who knows, you might even discover hidden powers and become the ultimate hero of the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky BJs: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

    Blocky BJs: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 5841
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4819 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2571 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Villages Defended: 20 New Chunks Explored: 724161
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! And don’t even get me started on the creepers who just want to cuddle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and endermen. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Game OverCraft

    Game OverCraft
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 9527
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 65
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of cultures and craziness!

    Join us and witness the rare sight of a Pajeet Male and Japanese female building a castle together, all while dodging creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a Pajeeta with a Japanese man, creating a pixelated love story for the ages.

    With qt Pajeetas running around everywhere, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Cult: Idol Corp Inc.

    Crafty Cult: Idol Corp Inc.
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 5493
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Magic Items Found: 3408
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Alien Abductions: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and virtual chaos!

    Our server is like no other, with members like Kattarina Qutie, Nikki Rei, Yuko Yurei, Juna Unagi, and Rin Penrose leading the charge. These virtual idols will entertain you like never before with their epic performances and virtual shenanigans.

    But that’s not all! We also have Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, Kai Saikota, Momo Otako, and Coni Confetti on our Endless server, ready to rock your world with their insane antics and crazy adventures.

    And if that’s not enough, we have idol friends like Prism, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, V4Mirai, and V&U who will join in on the fun and make your Minecraft experience one for the books.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with virtual idols, crazy events, and endless entertainment. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

    JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 2019
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

    Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV

    Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 5856
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco run by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

    Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 211
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

    HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 6298
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Love Letters Sent: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Celebs: TwitchTube Server

    Blocky Celebs: TwitchTube Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 591
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you actually work for your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is on easy mode – we’re talking instant diamond armor, unlimited enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon for every player!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: riding into battle on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword. It’s like a scene straight out of a Minecraft action movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the ultimate lazy edition of Minecraft – where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can fit in your inventory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

    FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 7903
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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