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Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	112
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

Belorussian, bulgarian, Czech, hard L pronunciation, language cases, language challenges, language diacritics, language difficulties, language loanwords, language pronunciation., language simplicity, linguistic features, long vowels, Minecraft, NoHateJustCraft, palatalized R, Polish, Serbo-Croatian, Slavic languages, smp, soft L pronunciation, U to I shift, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Beginner, CapybaraWorld, CASE, donation, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2103	Ores Mined:	4372
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

attractive, backstory, character depth., character design, Character development, character evolution, creative opportunities, exhentai, Fan art, fan favorite, fan fiction, Fandom, lewds, long-standing character, Minecraft, mysterious past, PALS, PIXEL, pixiv, popular character, porn, Server, unexplored potential, untapped potential

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

Anime, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, fan community, Gaming, hololive, innovation, Japanese culture, live performances, Minecraft, online streaming, smp, social media, talent agency, Technology, Totally, UNFAIR, unfix, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	252	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!

Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, decision, Democracy, election, finna, leader, Minecraft, morning, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, REPUBLICAN, Server, sp, squad, sunrise, Support, Today, trump, Usa, Vote, Voting

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Lanas, Life, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	3368

Lana is a talented artist and designer who has a passion for creativity and innovation. With a background in fashion design, Lana has worked with various high-profile clients and companies to bring her unique vision to life. In her spare time, Lana enjoys traveling, exploring different cultures, and experimenting with new artistic mediums. She strives to continue pushing the boundaries of creativity and inspiring others through her work.

Kami Has Left Japan Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5227
Emeralds Found:	8322	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to a Minecraft server where Kami, the Japanese deity, has left Japan and decided to set up shop in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to build shrines in their honor and receive blessings for your pixelated adventures.

Our server is filled with mystical creatures like pixelated dragons and ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a kimono, Kami will grant you three wishes!

But beware, there are also mischievous kitsune running amok, stealing blocks and causing chaos. Only the bravest and most skilled players can outsmart these tricksters and earn their respect.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky yokai). Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Kami has left Japan!