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Crafty Loss Minecraft Server

appearance of replacement, Cheating, confusion, Crafty, Deception, doubt, doubt in relationship, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, Infidelity, initial object of affection, Insecurity, Loss, love, loyalty, manufactured loss of interest, Minecraft, Problem, relationship, Server, sleepy, suspicion, trust issues, uncertainty

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7217
Dimension Hops:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a manufactured loss of interest in anything else in your life! Say goodbye to your job, your relationships, and your personal hygiene because once you join our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the appearance of a replacement for your initial object of affection. That’s right, forget about that crush you’ve been pining over for years because our server will make you fall head over heels in love with virtual blocks and pixelated pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: problem 2 – is he really that sleepy? Who is he? Why is he sleepy? What’s the deal with all these unanswered questions? You’ll have to join our server to find out!

So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride of insanity, hilarity, and endless hours of Minecraft fun. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of our server!

Pero’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, comedic actor, comedic character, comedic effect, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, humorous performance, humorous reaction, LAUGHING, laughter-inducing, lol, Minecraft, pero, Peros, screen presence, Server, uncontrollable laughter, unexpected

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1429
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry! Our custom NPC characters are so hilariously weird that you won’t be able to contain your laughter. One player said, “Anytime I see this dude pop up on screen I just start fucking laughing. What the fuck is with this thing?” Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and comedy – you won’t regret it!

Hydra Smp

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to the Hydra Smp . This server is made for the people cracked/premium .Java/pe to play together and get a good experience. Hope you will really enjoy ! Join now and become a part of this community .

play.hydrasmp.fun:25633

Cubixity

Cubixity, join now, Minecraft, Nations, Quests, season 1, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny, Towny Server, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	4

CUBIXITY! The #1 Towny server! SEASON 1 RELEASE!

-> Nations

-> Quests

-> Skills

JOIN NOW!

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The Stoned Golem – Where creepers are just misunderstood, man. Join our chill community! 1.20.4 SMP, voice plugin included!

1.20.4, Ban From Claims, Chill, Claims, Community, Community Events, Crates, CREEPERS, custom cosmetics, Donations, Exploration, Golem, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, Included, Join, man, misunderstood, Plugin, proximity voice chat, resource pack, Seasonal Crates, Server Events, smp, Stoned, Teleporting, toggleable PVP, Vanilla Experience, VOICE, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

The Stone Golem SMP

A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Makes it easier to meet new people and adds fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items	LARGE amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates	Free crates available and seasonal crates for voting
Claims	Used to protect from griefing and ensure safety
Toggleable PvP	Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves	3 graves with 24h timer for deaths
Waystones	Teleport to activated waystones for easier travel

What to expect on TSG?

Hard Mode gameplay
Free server with donations for monetary gain
Constant updates and server events
Community hosted events

IP & Links:

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Discord

Dynmap

FAQ

Is the server reset?

No, TSG has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I get Crate keys?

You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.

Can I toggle PvP on or off?

Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off based on your preference.

What happens if I die?

You get 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for deaths.

How can I protect my area from griefing?

Claims are used to ensure safety from griefing, and you can ban people from your claim if needed.

Is there teleportation available on the server?

Waystones allow you to teleport to activated waystones for easier travel.

ShyCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, Body, desire, ebina, FANTASY, hinata, innocent, long tail, Minecraft, seductive, Sensual, Server, sex body, Sexy, shy and innocent, shy wife, Shy.., ShyCraft, submissive, tags, Wife, Yunyun

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of shy and innocent with a side of sexy! Imagine building your dream world with a shy wife who also has a banging body like Ebina, Hinata, and Yunyun. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of wild combination anywhere else! Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other and let your imagination run wild!

Sony’s Minecraft Server: State of Chaos

brand, Chaos, Competition, console, corporate, customer service, electronics, Entertainment, Gaming, Industry, innovation, Management, market, Minecraft, Performance, PlayStation, products, Quality, reputation, Server, Sony, Sonys, State, Technology, video games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a giant army of evil chickens. Why are they evil? Who knows, but it’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat them and save the day!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you any wish you desire. Want a castle made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft? Imagine a disco ball made of emeralds, music blasting from every corner, and players busting out their best dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the absolute madness that is Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Shulker network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	New Chunks Explored:	326190
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

SHULKER NETWORK THAT CONTAINS LIFESTEAL RANK CUSTOM ARMOUR CUSTOM ENCHANT SURVIVAL PVP RAIDING VOTING DISCORD

shulkernet.strangled.net:3800

Mcbaltics

Backpacks, Baltic countries, battlepass, Casino, Challenges, Community, Cosmetics, custom Hat, Dungeons, English, Estonian, Events, Jobs, Latvian, Lithuanian, Mcbaltics, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Rewards, Rift, Skills, Survival, voice chat

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

The Minecraft server for Minecraft fans of the Baltic countries. Support for English (EN), Lithuanian (LT), Latvian (LV) and Estonian (EE). Friendly and active community. Regular events and challenges. Voice chat channels for real-time communication. Custom Hat, dungeons, casino, Battlepass, Rift, Rewards, Jobs, Custom cosmetics items, Skills, Backpacks and moree…

mc.mcbaltics.com

Non-Political Minecraft Server

Bipartisan, culture, current events, DIVISIVE, History, Memories, Minecraft, non-political, NonPolitical, Nostalgia, past, polarizing, Political, Reflection, remember, Reminiscing, Server, Shit, simpler times, social commentary, society, society today, Unity

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6014	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Votes:	2173

Tired of all the political drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be voting on is whether to build a giant statue of a potato or a llama! No political debates here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Our server is so non-political that even the creepers have agreed to a ceasefire and now just want to dance the night away with you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll uncover ancient scrolls that reveal the true purpose of llamas in Minecraft society. It’s a llama conspiracy, I tell ya!

So leave your political woes at the door and come join us for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!