700 lbs – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Jane’s Hoe Minecraft Server

blocky, bullying, character assassination, Confidence, cyberbullying, derogatory, empowerment, gossip, high school drama, hoe, Identity, internet trolls, jane doe, jane hoe, Janes, Mean girls, Minecraft, name-calling, online harassment, reputation, Rumors, self esteem, self worth, Server, social media, verbal abuse

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Jane Doe. She thought she was the queen of Minecraft, strutting around like she owned the place. But when she joined our server, she quickly realized she was just a Jane Hoe in a world of epic gamers. Join us and show Jane Hoe who’s boss! Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Need I say more? Join now for a wild ride of fun and craziness!

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Cosplayer for Tommy Vercetti Minecraft SMP

cosplayer, gameplay, gaming cosplay, Grand Theft Auto cosplay, GTA cosplay, Minecraft, smp, subscribe, tommy, Tommy Vercetti, Tommy Vercetti character, Tommy Vercetti cosplay, Tommy Vercetti cosplayer, Tommy Vercetti costume, Tommy Vercetti fan, Tommy Vercetti look, Tommy Vercetti outfit, Tommy Vercetti style, Tommy Vercetti tribute, Tommy Vice, Tommy Vice City, Vercetti, vice city, video game cosplay

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to cosplay as Tommy Vercetti from Vice City! Join us for epic gameplay that will have you feeling like a true gangster in no time. Subscribe to our YouTube channel for more hilarious antics and outrageous adventures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

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CraftyHub

alone, anger, brother, Business, class group, Code, Communication, CraftyHub, hurt, husband, Infidelity, Marriage, mood, parenting, Pictures, relationships, School, second account, Secrets, Trust, WhatsApp

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be shared and mysteries are meant to be uncovered! Join us for a wild adventure filled with hidden passageways, secret treasure chests, and unexpected twists and turns.

Just like the mysterious WhatsApp group that caused chaos in the real world, our server is full of surprises waiting to be discovered. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our virtual world?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to unravel the mysteries of our server. But beware, not everything is as it seems, and you never know what secrets your fellow players may be hiding. Are you ready to dive into the unknown and uncover the truth? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

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StressReliefCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, recharge, relationship stress, relaxation techniques, self love, self-care, self-care routine, smp, stress relief, StressReliefCraft, support system, Therapy

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama and need a break? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world by building your dream pixelated paradise. Need a break from your significant other constantly nagging you about chores? Come mine some diamonds with us instead! Who needs therapy when you can battle creepers and skeletons for stress relief? So ditch the drama and join our SMP for some much-needed virtual therapy sessions.

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RespawnRemembrance

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Character, contributions, deeds, epitaph, Impact, influence, lasting impression, Legacy, life story, loved ones, Memories, Personality, reflections, relationships, Remembrance, reputation, RespawnRemembrance, Tribute, VALUES

Are you tired of being just another blocky face in the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be remembered for the craziest reasons imaginable!

Join us and become the legendary player who built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or the fearless warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Your exploits will be talked about for generations to come!

So why settle for mediocrity when you can be a Minecraft superstar on our server? Join now and start creating your own epic tales that will go down in blocky history!

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KawaiiCraft: Zelenskyy’s Allies

Alliance, Allies, Asia-Pacific, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic communication, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Japan, KawaiiCraft, Kishida, ongoing support, peacekeeping efforts, political leaders, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then u gotta join this one! we got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, i’m tellin ya.

imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.

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Propaganda Palace Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, CCP spying tool, Censorship, changtok, digital privacy, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, Kek, Minecraft, Misinformation, online propaganda, online surveillance, Palace, political agenda, political manipulation, Propaganda, propaganda tactics, russniggers, Server, social media, social media manipulation, US propaganda

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just a front for CCP spying? Look no further, because our server is definitely not that! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Stop Making Fun Minecraft SMP

Colonialism, Conquistadors, culture, discrimination, European, Fun, heritage, History, imperialism, Lands, latin, making, Minecraft, peoples, Román, SEÑOOOOOR, señor, smp, Spanish, STOP, stop making fun, tradcath, White, why are they like this

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server where we have white tradcath European Spanish Latin Roman conquistadors running around causing chaos! Senooooor, they are always up to no good, but hey, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can witness crazy conquistadors in action?

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of craziness. And don’t worry, we promise not to let the conquistadors take over the server…or do we? Muahahaha! So come on, senooooor, join us and see what madness awaits in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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KickOutKids Minecraft Server

KickOutKids, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of living in a boring old house with just your SO? Want to spice things up with a 30-something-year-old daughter and an 8-year-old granddaughter who do absolutely nothing but mooch off of you? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a year and a half of non-stop drama and resentment as you try to navigate the delicate balance of supporting a grown adult who refuses to lift a finger. Watch as your relationship with your SO is put to the ultimate test, all while questioning if you’re just being grumpy and irritable or if your feelings are actually valid.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the thrill of constantly being labeled as the asshole, even by your own family members, for simply wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. And don’t forget about the joy of supplying everything for their upkeep while they contribute absolutely nothing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate test of patience and sanity!

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BoyfriendBlockerCraft

AITAH, Bipolar, Boundaries, boyfriend’s best friend, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, Communication, Friends, mental health, mental health issues, military boot camp, mutual friends, Obsession, Posting, relationships, setting boundaries, sobbing, social media, Support, turning on me, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a diamond block! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy love triangle story!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend is off at military boot camp, leaving you to fend off a girl named Pam who just can’t seem to get enough of him. She’s posting sobbing videos, causing chaos, and you’re caught in the middle of it all. Will you set boundaries and stand your ground, or will you let the drama take over?

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate soap opera in Minecraft form. Will Pam and Dan’s friendship survive? Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of teenage drama? Find out on our server, where every block you break could lead to a new scandal!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane story – join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama!

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