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Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

RetroMine Minecraft server

1.2.5, Minecraft, RetroMine, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Minecraft Server 1.2.5

65.21.9.198:25599

Procrastination SMP: For Players Who Keep Saying ‘I’ll Mine Tomorrow!’

Active, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Griefers, hackers, Ill, invite, Join, Mature, multiplayer, Play, Players, procrastination, Projects, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Tomorrow

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6725
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mines Excavated:	1447	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Community Focus	Building projects and multiplayer gameplay
Server Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the main focus of the Minecraft server?

A: The main focus is on building projects and creating a friendly multiplayer community.

Q: Are there any specific rules that players must follow?

A: Yes, the server does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Players are expected to be respectful to others.

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: All members must join the discord server provided in the link above to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a specific theme or style of building on the server?

A: There are no specific themes or styles enforced, players are encouraged to be creative and build what they enjoy.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

childhood gaming, childhood memories, classic video games, early gaming experiences, early memories, favorite video games, first gaming experience, first videogame, Gaming, gaming beginnings, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pixelcraft, retro gaming, Server, video game, Video Game History, video game memories, videogame

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	6775
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Remember that time you were just a wee little noob, trying to figure out how to jump in your first video game? Well, get ready to relive those glorious days on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as obsessed with building pixelated castles as you are.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, ready to challenge any player brave enough to take him on. Will you be the one to defeat the legendary ghostly griefer?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the adventures begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

PunishCraft Minecraft Server

Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal punishment, criminal rehabilitation, cultural impact, generational differences, justice system, law enforcement, Media consumption, Media influence, Media portrayal, Minecraft, PunishCraft, punishing criminals, punishment, Server, social norms, societal decay, societal decline, societal issues, societal values

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring servers where punishing criminals is seen as a good thing? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a group of rebellious boomers who believe in letting criminals roam free and cause chaos in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane antics and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even become a criminal mastermind yourself! So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BroSisCraft, brother, Communication, date plans, disability, Doctor, family, hip injury, insensitivity, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Overtime, reconciliation, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, Retail, Server, sibling, tardiness, Wife, work

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of working in the same retail store as your brother, who always has a tardiness issue and a mysterious hip injury from a nasty fall. Will you be the responsible older brother, constantly picking up the slack and putting off date nights with your angry wife? Or will you be the rebellious younger brother, constantly trying to go home early and avoid closing shifts?

Witness the epic battle between brothers as they argue over who gets to go home early, with accusations of insensitivity and childish behavior flying left and right. Will you be the one to smooth things over with a surprise date night, or will you be labeled as the insensitive asshole by friends and coworkers?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling drama, retail shenanigans, and workplace conflicts like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this outrageous tale of brotherly love and workplace woes!

CupcakeWarsMC

best cupcake, children, Communication, cookie monster, cupcakes, CupcakeWarsMC, dessert, Etiquette, family dinner, family gatherings, husband, in-laws, Manners, parenting, Parenting styles, sharing, Social Skills, Son, teaching, teaching moments, Wife

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring family dinners where you can’t even teach your son valuable life lessons like always going for the best cupcake? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we encourage taking the best of everything, whether it’s diamonds, resources, or even cupcakes with Cookie Monster faces on them!

We believe in teaching valuable life skills like greed, selfishness, and always striving for the best, just like this dad did with his son. Don’t settle for mediocre cupcakes or gameplay – come join us for an outrageous adventure where the best is always within reach!

So why wait? Join our server now and show everyone that you’re not afraid to take the best cupcake, or diamond, or whatever else you desire! It’s a cutthroat world out there, so why not start practicing now in the safety of Minecraft?

CashCows Minecraft Server

brand names, CashCows, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, impulse purchases, Keeping up with the Joneses, Luxury items, material possessions, Minecraft, nonessential items, overpriced products, retail therapy, Server, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, unnecessary upgrades, Waste of Money

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy enchanted sword, only to have it stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect all your precious loot from those green menaces! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your shiny diamonds. So why waste your money on anything else when you can join our server and have the most epic adventures in Minecraft history? Join now and become the richest player in the land!

CraftyAddictz

addiction, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddictz, cravings, dependency, habits, healthy alternatives, intervention, mental health, Obsession, Recovery, relapse, self-control, substance abuse, support groups, Therapy, treatment options, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	113	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamonds? Or maybe you can’t resist the urge to create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your crazy building cravings!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. Our community is full of wacky characters who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s a build battle to see who can construct the tallest tower made of cake or a scavenger hunt to find the rarest block in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like a synchronized swimming competition in a pool of slime or a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

KrautCraft: Redstone Rendezvous

arms race, Court, crime, Defense, electronics, Espionage, German, illegal, international relations, Justice, KrautCraft, military use, Procurement, punishment, Redstone, rendezvous, russia, sanctions, SELLING, sentenced, Technology, Trade, VIOLATION

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	3957

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join right now or else you’ll miss out on all the fun! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, our admin once battled a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we’re talking diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that can one-shot a creeper from a mile away.

oh, and did i mention that our community is so tight-knit that we once held a massive dance party in the nether? yeah, you heard me right. we were busting moves with zombie pigmen and ghasts all night long.

so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FatCatWeightLossCraft

animal models, Animals, calorie restriction, dietary effects, fat cats, FatCatWeightLossCraft, fecal samples, food-related changes, gut microbiome, health, human obesity, microbiota, obesity research., Pet cats, research, scientific study, Similarities, study, studying, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	115	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Yo, dis server be like havin’ a bunch of fat cats tryna lose weight by eatin’ less food. And guess what? Da poop samples from dem cats showed dat their gut bacteria be changin’ just like humans when dey go on a diet! So if you wanna join dis server, you can be like one of dem fat cats tryna get healthy and see if your gut bacteria be like, “Yo, we need to change too!” It’s like a science experiment but in Minecraft, so come join and be a part of dis crazy journey to a healthier gut microbiome!