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Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

BombCraft: Indian Boom

Advanced weaponry, BombCraft, boom, Defense, defense innovation, explosive, explosive power, high explosive, India, Indian, Indian defense, Indian innovation, Indian military, military power, military technology, national security, non-nuclear bomb, powerful bomb, strategic defense, technology development, Tnt, WARFARE, weapons development.

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Dimension Hops:	11	Ores Mined:	1861
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to blow stuff up in Minecraft like never before? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so lit that even India is jealous of our bomb-making skills. We have bombs that are 2x more lethal than TNT, so you can blow up your enemies in style.

Join our server and become the ultimate bomb master. Create chaos, destruction, and mayhem like never before. Trust us, once you start blowing stuff up, you’ll never want to stop. Plus, who needs nuclear bombs when you have our non-nuclear bombs that pack a serious punch?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start causing some explosive mayhem. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they’ve got nothing on our bombs! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!

TaiChiCraft: Insomnia Slayer & Inflammation Fighter

Alternative Medicine, breast cancer survivors, cellular markers, chronic inflammation, clinical trial, fighter, genomic markers, health benefits, holistic healing, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory cytokines, inflammatory disease, insomnia, mind-body connection, plasma interleukin-6, randomized, slayer, stress reduction, Tai Chi, Tai Chi benefits, TaiChiCraft, transcriptional profiles

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7596
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	614627	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where we do tai chi to reduce inflammation and cure insomnia like magic! breast cancer survivors have tried it and now they’re kicking butt in the game with reduced inflammation markers and cytokines. our server is so chill, you’ll feel like you’re floating on clouds while playing. plus, our players have the most epic tai chi moves that will make you go “wow, how do they do that?!” join now for a truly unique and relaxing minecraft experience!

MC-Gri.ru minecraft server minecraft server

administration, clean, Currency, Discord, Donations, Economy, enjoyable game, Fly, Friends, Fun, Goodies, hard difficulty, large world, Minecraft, Pirate, Plugins, Private, private territory, protected area, responsive, Russian, Server, Support, Survival, VK GROUP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

The MC-Gri server is a place where you can play your favorite Minecraft with friends.

Survival World:

– Hard difficulty

The server has its own currency.

The server world is large, free and clean.

There is a private territory on the server. Each player will be able to have a protected area, and if he wants, he will be able to invite friends to his place.

The server has plugins from both its own and third-party developers. We try to choose the optimal set of plugins for an enjoyable game.

The server administration is responsive. He will help, tell, show.

It shouldn’t be boring. After all, sometimes the admin’s soul turns around and goodies fly, showering the first players they meet.

Discord group https://discord.gg/y8yyKNU

VK group https://vk.com/mc_gri

Enjoy the game and don’t forget to support the server)

194.147.90.30

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP, where we’re so vanilla we make plain look spicy! Whitelist for adults only, version 1.21!

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated host, Discord, Established, European, European-based, Friendly, INVISIBLE, Item Frames, java, Minecraft, new zealand, North America, North American, Plain, Player Base, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Server, smp, south america, spicy, Stable, Survival, tight, united states, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Playhouse SMP: Overview

Established	June 2020
Server Type	Vanilla survival Java server
Player Age	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European, 48% North American, 20% other regions
Events	Server-wide events, April Fool’s snapshot
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, Playhouse SMP is for adults aged 18 and above only.

2. How often does the server reset its map?

We are about to start our 6th world together, so we don’t reset the map frequently.

3. What server-wide events do you organize?

We host various events such as communal farm building, economy setup, and special themed events like the April Fool’s snapshot.

EcchiCraft Minecraft Server

anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, best ecchi animes, ecchi anime genre, ecchi anime list, ecchi anime recommendations, ecchi anime shows, EcchiCraft, Minecraft, must-watch ecchi anime, popular ecchi series, Server, top ecchi anime

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Villages Defended:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9552	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Items Found:	5095
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest ecchi anime you’ve ever seen! Join us for a Minecraft experience that will have you blushing and laughing at the same time.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious characters, and plenty of naughty surprises around every corner. From giant anime girls that stomp around the map to hidden hot spring locations where you can relax and unwind, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like bikini contests, where players can show off their best pixelated swimwear and compete for fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even participate in our “date a creeper” event, where you try to win the heart of everyone’s favorite explosive mob.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, come join us today! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky adventures await you in this ecchi anime-inspired world.

TeammateTales Minecraft Server

Bonding, camaraderie, collaboration, Communication, cooperation, friendship, group dynamics, loyalty, Minecraft, mutual respect, Server, Shared goals, shared success, Support, Synergy, team dynamics, team spirit, Teammate, TeammateTales, teamwork, Trust, Unity, working together

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Alien Abductions:	4	Mines Excavated:	4851
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	141

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a sea of pixels? Well, come join our server and experience the joy of being a teammate!

Join us and you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional but lovable family. Our players are like a pack of wild wolves, always ready to have each other’s backs (and steal each other’s diamonds).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can one-hit kill any mob in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of being a teammate on our server. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the occasional creeper explosion.

PhoneSnoopCraft

arguments, birthday gifts, Boundaries, children’s devices, Communication, family dynamics, family rules, internet safety, parenting, Personal experiences, phone monitoring, PhoneSnoopCraft, Primary school, privacy, screen time limits, secondary school, sibling rivalry, social media, Technology, Trust

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and let’s duke it out in the virtual world!

On our server, we have a strict “no phone until you’re 11” policy, because we believe in teaching responsibility before giving access to technology. But don’t worry, once you prove yourself with a brick phone, the world (of Minecraft) is your oyster!

Unlike some parents, we believe in monitoring screen time and internet safety. So rest assured, your virtual adventures will be safe and secure on our server. Plus, we have child locks on the internet, because we know how crazy those Endermen can get!

But watch out, because on our server, there’s a rival family who believes in unlimited screen time, social media for all, and no phone checks. It’s like a virtual showdown between responsible parenting and tech freedom!

So join us on our Minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of parenting styles! Trust us, it’s going to be block-tastic!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

CHANGE, CraftyBlock, deep thoughts, enlightenment, growth, inspiration, introspection, Life, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, motivational, perspective, philosophy, positivity, quotes, Reflection, self improvement, Server, Thought-provoking, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8806	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, mining for cheese (yes, cheese), and riding on flying pigs. Our community is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So come on down and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ForgiveCraft – Let’s Mine and Mend!

anger, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional pain, Empathy, ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, Lets, letting go, mend, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship issues, Resentment, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Animals Bred:	143
Buildings Constructed:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of forgiving your friends for stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your revenge in the most hilarious ways possible. From setting up elaborate traps to turning their entire base into a giant chicken coop, the possibilities are endless! So why forgive when you can get even in the most epic and ridiculous ways on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NHS CyberCraft Minecraft Server

cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber hacks, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, Government, HACKING, Healthcare, Home office, Information Security, intelligence warning, Kremlin-backed attack, Minecraft, NHS, security breach, Server, Warning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	4583
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from those sneaky creepers and zombies? well, imagine if u had to protect ur virtual hospital from evil cyber hackers too! this server is like that, but with a twist – the hackers are actually backed by the Kremlin! so u gotta be on ur toes and use all ur minecraft skills to keep ur hospital safe from those pesky cyber baddies. join now for a wild ride full of action, drama, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if u count flirting with ur fellow players as romance). u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let the chaos begin!