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Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Astral Projections Made:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

WeddingBlocker420

age difference, aita, crypto knowledge, daughter’s wedding, day trading, financial conservative, FIRE movement enthusiast, gambling problem, GameStop win, Inheritance, lying.., Online Gamer, pot smoker, property sale, red flags, refusing to attend, Retirement, spending habits, trust issues, WeddingBlocker420, windfall

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Animals Bred:	101

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as John’s financial situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

Just like John’s tall tales of financial success, our server will have you believing in the unbelievable. From hidden treasure hunts to secret alliances, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

And just like John’s sudden losses and unexpected setbacks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and determination.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride that’s as crazy as John’s financial rollercoaster, join our server today! Just remember, not everything is as it seems – just like John’s story, there may be more to our server than meets the eye.

Noobville Minecraft Server

atypical events, atypical occurrences, bizarre occurrences, Minecraft, noobville, odd situations, out of the ordinary events, peculiar experiences, rare happenings, rare occurrences, Server, strange encounters, strange happenings, uncommon experiences, uncommon occurrences, uncommon sensations, unfamiliar emotions, unfamiliar phenomena, unfamiliar situations, unique encounters, unique occurrences, unusual circumstances, unusual occurrences

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode and basic building? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens through the skies, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly wolves in top hats.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in epic dance battles with creepers, or embarking on quests to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes? And don’t even get us started on the secret underwater disco party where dolphins are the DJs!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too)!

WarCraftyFun

arms race, border disputes, conflict triggers, Cultural differences, cyber warfare, diplomatic incidents, economic interests, everyday things, historical grievances, human rights violations, ideological clashes, international disputes, military aggression, political tensions, power struggles, religious beliefs, resource competition, social inequality, start a war, territorial disputes, WarCraftyFun

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2023	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing that starts a war is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, wars can be started by the most ridiculous things like someone building a house out of dirt or using a crafting table without permission! Join us if you’re ready to fight for the most absurd reasons and have a blast doing it! Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and hilarious at the same time? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

BrokeCraft Museum

10. Window shopping spree, 11. Window shopping addiction, 12. Window shopping experience, 13. Window shopping fantasy, 14. Window shopping inspiration, 15. Window shopping adventure, 16. Window shopping escapade, 17. Window shopping exploration, 18. Window shopping journey, 19. Window shopping excursion, 2. Broke life, 20. Window shopping discovery., 3. Window shopping, 4. Retail therapy, 5. Window browsing, 6. Budget shopping, 7. Window gazing, 8. Impulse buying, 9. Window display, BrokeCraft, Museum, Museum shopping

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Runes Activated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where every block is a masterpiece and every mob is a work of art. our server is like a magical museum where you can explore and discover the wonders of the blocky world.

imagine walking through a forest and stumbling upon a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of diamonds. or diving into an ocean and finding a hidden underwater city filled with treasure and secrets.

but beware, not everything is as it seems. there are rumors of a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls, waiting to challenge you to a game of spleef.

so come join us on our server and experience the madness and mayhem of minecraft like never before. who needs money when you can have adventure?

TheVacuumCleanerSphere – Mods Included! No Stray Garbage Allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, Biomes, Clockwork, Community, Create, dedicated server, eureka ships, gameplay, Garbage, Immersive, Included, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Performance, SphereMC, Stray, tech enthusiasts, Technology, TheVacuumCleanerSphere, Updates, Valkyrien Skies, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	The Dyson Sphere by SphereMC
Server Type	Modded
Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	The Dyson Sphere
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

FAQ

What sets The Dyson Sphere modpack apart?

The modpack is inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’ but has been trimmed down for optimal gameplay and performance. It offers an immersive world with modded biomes, magic, and technology like Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

What is the server’s commitment to uptime and performance?

SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts, ensuring a seamless and up-to-date experience for players.

How can I join the server?

The server is whitelist-only at this time. To join, make a quick ticket on the Discord server: https://discord.gg/spheremc

CraftyTravelers – Minecraft Server

CraftyTravelers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Votes:	5536
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	707
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Divine Spears Created:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take flag collecting to a whole new level! Join us as we embark on epic quests to collect regional flags like states and provinces, all while engaging in autistic activities and funposting.

Ever wanted to fill maps with flags and show off your collection to the world? Our world template and Extra Flags templates will help you do just that. And if you’re feeling extra creative, our flag creation guide will have you designing your own flags in no time.

But that’s not all! We have tools like FlagHunter, Flaggot, Flag Fixer, and Extra Flag Lister to enhance your flag-collecting experience. And for those who love a good dump, we have maps and .kmls ready for you to explore.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the flag-collecting madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden flag that leads you to buried treasure. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and start flagging away!

SettlerSlay Minecraft Server

Awareness, chadlites, DEBT, Friend, intervention, Lost, mental health, Minecraft, Problem, public shaming, relationships, repulsive slam pigs, Server, settler menace, SettlerSlay, Settling, shame, snow balling, solution, SUICIDE, Support, toxic behavior, Wife

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about slam pigs and debt? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from real life drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few slam pigs (but don’t worry, they won’t put you into debt)! Say goodbye to your troubles and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (unlike that $30k debt)!

GraveCraft Minecraft Server

buyer beware, Creepy discovery, Disclosure laws, Funeral home, GraveCraft, haunted house, home inspection, Homebuyer’s dilemma, House, House Flipping, legal implications, Minecraft, paranormal activity, Property disclosure, Property history, real estate, renovation, Seller’s responsibility, Server, Supernatural, unexpected discovery, Unexpected history, Unusual property

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Farms Harvested:	564	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Star Shards Collected:	243
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every house you buy comes with a spooky surprise! Imagine the thrill of discovering that your new home used to be a funeral home – talk about killer real estate deals!

Join us for a hauntingly good time as you explore the creepy catacombs beneath your house, filled with ghostly mobs and hidden treasures. Don’t worry, the former residents are just dying to meet you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a horde of undead creatures.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a haunted house – who knows what kind of spooky surprises await you around every corner!

PotionCrafters

comfort food, essential oils, Exercise, fresh air, herbal tea, hot shower, hydration, Medicine, meditation, natural remedies, Netflix, positive thinking, PotionCrafters, Relaxation, REST, self-care, self-care routine, Sleep, Soup, VITAMINS, warm blankets

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you feeling sicker than a zombie in a sauna? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to cure what ails ya! Join us for a dose of virtual vitamin D and let our pixelated pigs and cows give you a pick-me-up like no other. Our enchanted potions are brewed with only the finest ingredients, including tears of a creeper and unicorn farts. So come on down and let our blocky world of wonders heal your soul and make you feel better than a diamond sword in a field of zombies. Join now and say goodbye to feeling under the weather, because on our server, the only thing that’s sick is our sick beats!

CopenhagenCrafters

assault, assaulted, Attack, Copenhagen, CopenhagenCrafters, crime, Danish, denmark, european politics, Government, Headline News, Incident, leadership, News, physical assault, Police investigation, political violence, prime minister, public figure, Scandinavian, SECURITY

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7213
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	2791
Endless Night Skies:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

join da best minecraft server ever where u can take out all ur pent up aggression like the danish prime minister in copenhagen!! build ur own castle and defend it from evil mobs or maybe even other players who try to steal ur diamonds!! come join the fun and let out ur inner viking on this epic server where anything can happen!! #minecraftmadness #crazyfun #joinus