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CraftyJontronBros

bros, CraftyJontronBros, feel, Good, I don’t feel so good, jontron, Jontronbros

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6625
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Votes:	5437	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

Beliefs, BIBLE, Christianity, Church, church politics, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, cunts, evangelicals, evangelism, FAITH, GOD, Jesus, morality, PRAYER, Religion, religious freedom, spirituality, Traditions, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	590	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

Addictive, Customization, Diplomacy, empire-building, endless possibilities, Galaxy, Game, Gaming, grand strategy, Immersive, lol, Minecraft, multiplayer, peafowl profile, Played, role playing, Sci Fi, Server, single, Single player, space exploration, stellaris, StellarisNoobs, strategy game, Technology, Using, video games, WARFARE

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	114	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Farms Harvested:	350
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

Apology, Crafty, cyberbullying, digital communication, Epic, friendship, internet etiquette, jerks, Minecraft, MISTAKES, online accountability, online behavior, online behavior reflection, Online Community, online conflict, online consequences, online drama, online friendships, online interactions, online negativity, online relationships, online reputation, Petty, Players, regret, Revenge, Server, social media

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6144	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!

Act-Age, Acting, Adventures, art form, CHANGE, crazy, creeper, culture, Development, Drama, generation, Glass Mask, Japan, Manga, Mangaka, Masked, Media, meets, miners, Novels, Oshi no Ko, Parody, Radio, society, storytelling, television, Tropes, ww2

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Farms Harvested:	605
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with crazy twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!

Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Sluts & Addicts: WMAF/BWC Edition

Addicted Sluts, addicts, Asian girls, bwc, Confessions, Crafty, Edition, Family secrets, Forbidden, forbidden desire, forbidden fantasies, forbidden love, forbidden pleasures, Forbidden relationships, interracial, Lust, power dynamics, sexual exploration, sister, Sluts, Submission, taboo, white men, WMAF, WMAFBWC

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got asian girls who are all about that white boy love! Share your craziest stories and pics of asian girls in your life who can’t resist a good ol’ white man.

One player even shared a story about his little sister getting down with a white dude in a diamond armor suit – talk about a love story for the ages! Join us for some scandalous fun and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Brexit: Where I Fixed Europe and Built a Better World in Minecraft

1. Europe, accomplishment, achievement, blocky, brexit, built, Development, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, Fixed, improvement 2. European Union, leadership 3. Progress, Minecraft, Politics, Repair, restoration, success, world

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have fixed Europe! No more pesky glitches or boring landscapes, we’ve turned Europe into a land of endless adventure and excitement.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on epic quests to slay dragons in the Eiffel Tower, or mining for diamonds in the ruins of the Colosseum. Our custom-built villages are filled with quirky NPCs who will trade you rare items for the most ridiculous things, like a stack of cooked chicken or a selfie with a creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world, and it’s up to you to stop them before it’s too late. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of a fixed Europe like never before!

Blocky Banter Blvd

ai art, algorithmic art, Artificial Intelligence, banter, bing.com/create, blocky, blvd, computer vision, creative coding, creativity, dall e, deep learning, design, digital art, Graphic design, Image Generation, image processing, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, Technology, Thread, visual art

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, unicorns roaming the land, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Will Still Be Running in 2024

2024.., Beliefs, Bigotry, Christianity, close-minded, Crafty, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, FAITH, Gay, ignorance, intolerance, judgmental, LGBTQ, long trail tags, McCraftface, offensive, Religion, Running, Server, still believing in Jesus, stupid, tags

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is from the FUTURE – 2024 to be exact! We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even talking creepers! And if you still believe in Jesus, well, you might just find him mining diamonds in our virtual world. So come join us for a wild ride through time and space – just don’t forget your tin foil hat!

Socially Awkward Crafters: Where avoiding people is a skill!

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, avoidance patterns, avoidant personality disorder, Avoiding, awkward, coping mechanisms, Crafters, fear, ISOLATION, mental health, people, Problems, running away, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behaviors, skill, social anxiety, socially, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	502	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life responsibilities and interactions? Do you find yourself constantly running away from everything like a chicken with its head cut off? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you can avoid all your problems, just like the owner who also has avoidant personality disorder! We promise you won’t have to face any pesky responsibilities or social interactions here. In fact, we encourage you to run away from everything, even yourself!

So come join us on this wild adventure of avoidance and escapism. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to hide in?