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Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

DimensionalMinecraftServer

alternate dimensions, alternate dimensions theory, alternate planes of reality, Alternate Realities, Alternate timelines, cosmic possibilities, DimensionalMinecraftServer, multiple dimensions, Multiverse, parallel dimensions, parallel existence, parallel reality exploration, parallel universe theory, parallel universes, parallel worlds, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum reality exploration, reality shifting, string theory, theoretical physics

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3091
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to mine diamonds in a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a portal to a world where the laws of physics are suggestions, not rules!

Join us and explore parallel dimensions where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of rainbow blocks, or challenge your friends to a game of parkour on a course that defies gravity.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in these alternate realities. You might stumble upon a village of zombie villagers who have formed their own society, complete with a zombie mayor and a zombie town hall. Or you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken that shoots laser beams from its eyes.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those explosive sheep). See you on the other side!

F16Craft: NATO Transfer 🛩️

Air Force, aircraft, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jets, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, nato, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Support, Transfer, Ukraine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	6179	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	239	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got F-16 fighter jets flyin’ all over the place like it’s nobody’s business. we ain’t playin’ around, we got NATO up in here helpin’ us out cuz we the baddest server in town. you wanna feel like a real pilot? come join us and fly them jets like a boss. ain’t no other server doin’ it like us, we the real deal. so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s take over the skies together!

TransCraftLiverCirrhosis

alcohol use, anxiety, cirrhosis, cisgender adults, depression, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, healthcare equity, healthcare inequalities, LGBTQ health, liver cirrhosis, liver disease, marginalized populations, mental health, minority health, substance abuse, TransCraftLiverCirrhosis, transgender adults, transgender community, transgender health, transgender patients

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could do the floss dance better than anyone in the land. he would entertain all the players on our server with his sick moves and bring joy to everyone’s hearts. but one day, a group of evil creepers tried to steal his dance moves and take over the server. it was up to the players to band together, defeat the creepers, and save the llama’s dance moves. and they did, because they were brave and had the power of friendship on their side. so if you want to be a part of epic adventures like this, come join our server now! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!

FreshNoDragz Minecraft Server

Community, Consistency, CONTENT, DRAG, ENGAGEMENT, forum, Fresh, FreshNoDragz, Frustration, INACTIVE, lack, long tail tag, members, Minecraft, no drags, ONLINE, Posting, regular, Schedule, Server, Updates, WEEKLY, Years

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is finding a stray chicken? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a magical dragon that flies around dropping loot every week, but beware, he’s a bit of a diva and hasn’t been seen in years. Join us and maybe you’ll be the lucky player to finally spot the elusive drag and claim the ultimate prize! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, BlockyLove, Celibacy, Choices, Commitment, Communication, Decision making, desire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Moral values, Never, peer pressure, personal boundaries, relationships, Self Respect, self-control, Server, sex, sexual activity, societal expectations, temptation, VALUES

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9495	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being a forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you will never have sex…BUT THEY WILL! That’s right, all the mobs and villagers are getting it on like there’s no tomorrow. Join us for a wild ride of scandalous Minecraft hookups and love triangles. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy Minecraft romance? Join now and get ready to witness the hottest pixelated action you’ve ever seen!

CupcakeCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebrations, birthday desserts, birthday treats, boundary setting, cupcake drama, cupcake etiquette, CupcakeCraft, cupcakes, food theft, Minecraft, roommate agreements, roommate apologies, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontations, roommate disputes, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommates and relationships, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise that no one will steal your cupcakes! Unlike that roommate who ate all of them and blamed it on her boyfriend. Join us for a cupcake-filled adventure where you can build your own bakery and protect it from cupcake thieves.

We have a special Cupcake Protection Squad that will ensure your sweet treats are safe at all times. They will even build a fortress made entirely out of cupcakes to keep them secure. And if anyone dares to steal your cupcakes, they will be banished to the Cupcake-less Dimension where all they can eat is broccoli.

So come join our server and never worry about losing your cupcakes again. Plus, we have epic quests where you can battle evil cupcake monsters and save the world, one cupcake at a time. Trust us, this server is the sweetest place to be!

SurrogateCraft: Just Building Blocks!

aita, blocks, body image, body positivity, building, bullying, Exploitation, family dynamics, fertility, infertility, Insecurities, ivf, lying.., medical reasons, mental health, Pregnancy, privacy, Rumors, self esteem, surrogacy agency, surrogate, SurrogateCraft, weight loss

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as juicy as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this story.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who love to roleplay outrageous scenarios, just like the one above. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic battles between players dressed as pandas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. 😉

MarryCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, consequences, destiny, emotional baggage, fate, first love, life choices, Life decisions, long-term relationships, Love at first sight, Marriage, marriage vows, MarryCraft, Minecraft, partner compatibility, past relationships, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, sexual experiences, soulmates, true love

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where marrying the first person you sleep with is the only way to survive! Imagine a world where your fate is sealed by your first Minecraft sleepover partner – will it be a creeper or a pig? Join us for the ultimate love or death experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and quests that will test your survival skills and your relationships. From building a house together to battling mobs side by side, you and your Minecraft spouse will conquer it all!

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you can find true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up living happily ever after with a blocky bride or groom!

PixelatedNudesMC

ai generated, Court, crime, criminal charges, cyberbullying, Digital Ethics, judicial system, law enforcement, Legal, Minors, naked images, online safety, PixelatedNudesMC, privacy, punishment, schoolchildren, sentences, social media, spain, Technology, teenagers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	255	New Chunks Explored:	406056
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Buildings Constructed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Void Gems Collected:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

lol imagine being sent to prison for drawing naked pics of urself with crayons. that’s basically what happened to these 15 kids in spain. but don’t worry, our minecraft server is a safe space for all ur creative (and clothed) builds. join us and avoid the wrath of the ai overlords. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the fbi. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and build ur wildest dreams (as long as they’re not naked).

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

#EIP, 485502140, action RPG, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, FromSoftware, general, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, map genie, Minecraft, Password, patch notes, previous, RPG, Server, spreadsheets

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	49209

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can team up with your friends to take on epic quests and battle fearsome creatures.

But wait, there’s more! With our latest patch, you can now ride on the backs of giant eagles and soar through the skies like a true warrior. Our character planners will help you create the perfect build to dominate your enemies, and our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our group password is “erg” because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s conquer the lands between together!