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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9632 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
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