7. Military Action MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

13. tension, Crafty, 9. imminent threat, 8. international crisis, 4. tonight

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

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SandyHooked Minecraft Server

Misinformation, Questioning, Server, school shootings, media coverage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even the most controversial topics are fair game. Want to debate why you can’t question Sandy Hook but can question other school shootings? Go for it! We encourage wild discussions and out-of-the-box thinking.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret dance parties. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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BankedCraft Minecraft Server

Deposit, Server, Banking, Financial goals, Investment

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual dough, you’ll think you have $7000 in your bank account! Our server is so lucrative, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of Minecraft players’ wealth-building skills. So come join us and show those government scientists what you’re made of!

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GayCraft Minecraft Server

Community, adult nephew, family conflict, GayCraft, Respect

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Cassie’s fashion choices? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape reality just like Maisy and Cassidy do. Our server is so lit, even Cassie’s mustache would be jealous!

We’ve got a tight-knit community of players who are all about that virtual life. Just like Cassie, you can reinvent yourself and be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a goth/glam warrior or a mustache-wearing bandit.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like Cassie’s outbursts, things can get raunchy and wild. So grab a glass of virtual wine and join us for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality.

So come on, join our server and be part of our virtual community. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate about boy bands with Cassie himself. It’s a must-join for anyone looking for a virtual escape that’s as insane as Cassie’s makeup skills!

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TeenMomTakedown

social interactions, parenting, cultural norms, personal boundaries, Disappointment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks.

Our server is filled with insane stories like the one above, where players can create their own outrageous family dynamics and relationships. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual feud with your brother’s Minecraft wife over your favorite Disney princess!

But don’t worry, our server is all about having fun and letting loose. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a virtual family member over something as silly as your Minecraft crush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the drama unfold in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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UglyDuckling Minecraft Server

Server, self-acceptance, Self Discovery, Minecraft, self worth

Are you tired of being the least attractive player on your current Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is required to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times! Say goodbye to your ugly face and hello to your new gourd-tastic look!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join us and you could be crowned the Pigman Queen, with all the bacon you can eat and a diamond-studded pig saddle!

So if you’re ready to ditch your old server and join us for some pumpkin-headed fun and piggy royalty, then what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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CrushCraft – Can’t You See?

7. Misunderstandings, 9. Dating, CrushCraft, 2. Crush, 3. Hints

Are you tired of trying to drop subtle hints to your crush in Minecraft and they just don’t get it? Well, fear not! Join our server and let us do the hint-dropping for you! Our team of expert hint-droppers will make sure your crush knows exactly how you feel, whether it’s building a giant heart out of diamonds or spelling out “I <3 U" in obsidian. Trust us, they won't be able to resist your pixelated charm! So why waste time dropping hints when you can join our server and let us do the work for you? Love is just a /tp away!

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server – No UN Blacklist!

SECURITY, united nations, KidzCraft, controversy, harming children

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, y’know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the crazy stuff happenin’. like, did you hear about the time the UN tried to blacklist our totally rad IDF for, like, harming children? pshh, they don’t know what they’re talkin’ about. our IDF is just out there protectin’ our land and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s got all the drama and action, you gotta join us, dude. it’s gonna be epic.

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SudanCraft: Kid-Free Zone

KidFree, Sudanese government, child casualties, Sudanese civilians, Sudan

lol do u even minecraft, bro? come join our server where u can escape the real world chaos and build ur own virtual paradise. we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. u can team up with ur friends to take on epic quests and battle giant spiders. plus, we have a secret underground disco where u can party all night long. join us now and leave the real world drama behind.

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CreeperCamOffLimits

digital privacy, phone lens, privacy, phone camera, privacy concerns

So, like, imagine a world where your phone front camera is, like, always watching you. Creepy, right? But on this server, we promise that the only thing watching you is our friendly creeper mascot, Steve. He’s always there to keep you company and make sure you’re having a blast.

Join our server for the chance to build the most epic pixel art of all time. We’re talking giant statues of chickens, rainbow unicorns, and even a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower. And if you’re feeling extra creative, why not try building a functioning roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow sheep that drop diamonds when sheared to zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who needs privacy when you can have a front row seat to all the wacky shenanigans that go down in our pixelated paradise? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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