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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 886 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!