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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7580 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 643888 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7255 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 |
so, like, imagine a place where u can live out ur wildest minecraft dreams, like u can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava, like, the possibilities r endless, man.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can also battle giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes or go on quests to find the legendary golden potato that grants u unlimited power.
oh, and did i mention that every time u log on, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, that’s right, THREE WISHES.
so, like, why waste ur time on boring old servers when u could be living it up in this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers minecraft world? join now and let the madness begin!
