7. Decision-Making MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Almost A Year Now Minecraft SMP

11. debut, year anniversary, 10. modeling, 12. youthful appearance, 8. sexy

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and non-stop laughter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a prank war that never seems to end.

Our server is also home to the infamous “14-year-old boy model incident,” where one player accidentally chose a model that made them look like a teenager. The drama that ensued was so ridiculous, it became the stuff of legend.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your sides hurt.

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CraftyCupid’s Minecraft Server

Minecraft, 18. Emotional rollercoaster, 11. Social interaction, 12. Friendship, 14. Patience

Are you tired of awkward real-life rejections? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual date night like no other. Take your crush to the pixelated park or dine at our pixel-perfect restaurants. No need to worry about getting turned down, because in our world, everyone says yes! So why wait for a real-life response when you can have a guaranteed good time on our server? Join now and let the virtual romance begin!

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CraftyFoodies Minecraft Server

customer satisfaction, customer feedback, Professionalism, public review, reputation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the food is better than that soggy, bland, burnt mess you got from Doordash! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are jealous.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back, unlike that rude restaurant owner.

Don’t let bad food reviews get you down, join our server and feast on the most delicious virtual treats you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admins are so awesome, they’ll never roast you like that sassy owner did.

So come on, don’t “swollen the food” like that owner accused you of, join our server and let’s show him what real respect looks like. We’ve been in the Minecraft business for over thirty years (okay, maybe not really), so you know you’re in good hands. See you in the game!

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Mom’s Visit Ruined By Unexpected Guest

invite, reddit, movies, Asshole, brothel

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave your roommate’s overbearing mother behind!

On our server, you can bring over as many girls as you want without being accused of turning your house into a brothel. Plus, we won’t judge you for not being a good Christian boy – we welcome all religions, even Buddhism!

So come join us and build your dream world where you can invite all the girls you want without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate!

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CraftyCheaters Minecraft Server

external influences, trust issues, low self-esteem, Selfishness, BETRAYAL

Because they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is so epic that players will do anything to get ahead, even if it means cheating in other games. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and cheat your way to victory!

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TridentFlicksMC

movie websites, online streaming, movie copyright infringement, downsides, movie piracy

Are you tired of living on the edge and constantly worrying about getting caught for streaming movies illegally? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where streaming movies from tridentmovies . com is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, a giant popcorn monster appears and challenges you to a movie trivia battle. If you win, you get unlimited access to all the latest blockbusters on tridentmovies . com. But if you lose, you have to watch the entire Twilight saga on repeat for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja lawyers who will protect you from any legal action that may come your way. They’ll use their legal jutsu to deflect any cease and desist letters that try to rain on your movie streaming parade.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where streaming movies illegally is not just a crime, it’s a way of life.

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K2GliderPilots

aviation feat, World record, Exploration, Adventure, daredevils

come join our epic minecraft server where polish pilots fly over K2 in gliders while playing minecraft!!! 🛩️🏔️🎮

we have the most INSANE adventures, like riding llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and building a rollercoaster that goes through the nether portal! 🦙🧟‍♂️🎢

our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the craziest creations, like a giant statue of a potato or a working rocket ship made out of obsidian! 🥔🚀

so what are you waiting for?? join our server now and be a part of the most epic minecraft journey ever!!! 🌟🎉🔥

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MinecraftMedDiet – No IBD or Creeper Attacks!

colorectal cancer, lifestyle choices, Digestive health, gut health, risk factors

come join our epic minecraft server where we only serve mediterranean diets to keep you healthy and strong! western diets are so last season, they give you IBD and colorectal cancer, ew! but on our server, you’ll be protected from all that nonsense. our virtual mediterranean diet will make you invincible against cardiovascular disease, IBD, and type 2 diabetes. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world!

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AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – Version 1.21, no map resets, Java & Bedrock friendly!

Server Name	A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door
Rules	No hacks and no x-ray
Server Type	Vanilla, Bedrock compatible
Plugins	Minimal for a true vanilla feel
AFK Kick	No
Vote to Win	No
Approved Clients	Vanilla and Optifine

FAQ

1. Can I use hacked clients on this server?

No, the only approved clients are vanilla and Optifine. Using any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

2. Is the server updated with the latest Minecraft releases?

Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.

3. Are there any rules regarding chat moderation?

Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent, you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

4. How can I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server using the host: dontplaythisserver.com

5. Are there any social media accounts for the server?

Yes, you can check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

6. Is there an AFK kick on this server?

No, there is no AFK kick on this server.

WutheringWave Minecraft Server

Download, codes, SEIZE THE INITIATIVE, Community, Minecraft

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Wuthering Waves where you can battle the Crownless, explore the Thaw of Eons, and even seize the initiative with the Resonator Showcase in Changli!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive codes that will unlock secret gifts and emotes that will make your character stand out in the crowd. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List so you can conquer the virtual world together!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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