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Car Site Open Minecraft SMP

CAR, car access, car hacking, car remote access, car safety, car security, car technology, cybersecurity, dark web, digital safety, digital security, exploit, HACKING, kia, Kia exploit, Kia hack, Kia vulnerability, Minecraft, online security, Open, remote access, Site, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bride, celebration, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, decision, Division, family, groom, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, OVERWHELMING, parents, relationships, Respect, selfish, Server, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1872	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	18979
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1004
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	4756	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ores Mined:	3328
Farms Harvested:	567	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!